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The war against the Shinigami was not going well for the Espada. Nnoitra in particular was in a prickly situation, having fought Nelliel and that stupid captain. He never thought someone could cut his hierro. To top it the damn whore had regained her adult form after a rest as Nel Tu.

"Damn" he muttered the Quinta Espada as he dodged a direct hit from the eleventh captain. Suddenly he had a bad feeling, one so atrocious that froze his blood. At that momment his opponent´s zanpakto dug into his skin.

"What?" asked Kenpachi upset by the immobility of the giant arrancar.

"I don´t know," replied Nelliel confused. The expression of the man who had thrown her and her brothers out of Las Noches and injured them in cold blood in the past was full of panic, so much that it frightened her.

"Szayel" was the only word that came from his enemy´s lips before leaving the fight using sonido. Then she had no doubts. She remembered how much that aggressive and sexist arrancar loved the mad scientist of Las Noches ...

-Flashback-

Nelliel Your Odelschwanck walked the aisles, looking for her Fraction to share lunch with them. She had defeated Nnoitra again that morning and was a little tired of that animal's insistence on picking fights with her.

"Dondochakka? ¿Pesche? Where are you?" She said, without intention of playing hide on seek.

"Look where you're going, nerd!" Yelled a familiar voice down the hall.

"It was your fault, asshole!" He replied another voice.

"Huh?" She said before approaching the corner and saw a Privaron Espada with the eighth down on the floor. Both stared angrily at each other and threatened death with their eyes. The third unsheathed Gamuza to break down the fight when it started. But this never came, Szayel Aporro Grantz only rose from the ground and picked up a machine that was in his hand when he fell. Nnoitra followed suit and looked at that thing.

"You are so lucky it didn´t broke or I would have melted you with hydrochloric acid," said the scientist, checking the strange device and ignoring the glares of the Espada.

"You, damn pinky, don´t ignore me! ... By the way, what the hell is that?" asked the giant with curiosity.

"A prototype holographic projector. If I build it at large scale I can make the enemy believe he sees us in another direction. Why do you care? Is it that ... you cannot win a fight without cheating? "

"Nah ... I just think it's going to be great when the war would explode. You can push aside the ants while bringing only the worthy ones to me"

"Rather you use it to avoid being killed"

"What did you say ?!"

"Nothing," Szayel said. Nelliel sighed and sheathed her zanpakto. If at that time they were not clashing swords was because they didn´t plan to fight.

"Well?" Said Nnoitra suddenly bored tone.

"Well what?" The scientist was confused now.

"Are not you going to teach me how this gadget works?"

"I have a larger prototype in the lab if you want to see it in action," said Granz and, with a nod of the head by Jiruga, both disappeared into the lab.

"What ... just happened?" She was now very confused. Does the animal and the nerd who lived in the basement (as she called the younger Grantz) had just left together to the lab? Had she really seen well?

A few weeks later everything was very strange. Nnoitra, who previously challenged her about three times a day, only asked her to fight one. There were even days when he forgot she even existed. Those silent days was more concerned than those where the eighth gave her hell even after she beat him.

"Dondochakka? ¿Pesche? "She called, worried. She had not seen his brothers throughout the day and was beginning to think that Nnoitra had taken them to his new friend to play when she walked down the same hall that Tesla, who was muttering.

"What's he got that I have not ..." said the blond, shaking his fist.

"Hey, Tesla! Have you seen ... "

"I'm going to turn him into ashes! Someday I will!" Began to shout the arrancar, ignoring his supperior. She froze.

"But what's wrong with him?" she wondered and continued walking. Suddenly he ran into two of Szayel´s fractions, the small balls.

"Hey, you! ... What were your names? Ah, yes, Lumina, Verona! Did you see ... "

"Run for your life! Szayel Aporro-sama ... " began Lumina.

"Szayel Aporro- sama ..." followed Verona, but none was able to continue and both ran away as if they saw something scary.

"And what had happened to you?" She asked stunned. Soon she got her answer when she went to the Privaron Espadas´s private lab and opened the door without knocking. She was about to scream, but covered her mouth and looked at the scene with wide eyes: Nnoitra Jiruga and Szayel Aporro Granz kissing sweetly. It was something she thought impossible. She ran out the place.

"Nel-sama!" A voice stopped her when she had almost reached her room. It was Pesche, who came with Dondochakka on his heels. "What happened?"

"I have seen something horrible" now she understood why the fractions had run terrified. Seeing someone like Nnoitra being so sweet was like watching the sun outside of Las Noches, impossible. And love makes people to do crazy things, so she did not want to know what would Szayel do. The scientist was already insane for starts.

"So disturbing it was, you know?" asked her other brother.

"Even worse ... Nnoitra... Nnoitra"

"What did that idiot do?!" jumped her two companions.

"He won! He got himself a boyfriend before me! Buah!" Nelliel began to mourn, lamenting that a brute animal got a partner before a beautiful and intelligent girl. Her two brothers stared at her paralyzed as if they had seen a ghost, thinking: Now how do we make her stop crying? And even better: How the hell did Nnoitra fell in love?

"Are you sure, Nel-sama?" Asked Pesche, not believing a word.

"Would I'd be crying if it were not?! BUAAAAAAAA! Bad! Console Me! Assure me that someday I would find someone too!" They spent a long time at her bidding, until she calmed finally down enough to talk.

"Who is that idiot´s boyfriend? Have to be insane to accept that sly mantis touch him" Pesche said, accommodating Ultima in his belt.

"Szayel Aporro Grantz, the Privaron Espada. I saw them kissing in the basement laboratory where he lives"

"I knew it has to be someone crazy!" Joked Dondochakka and since then things calmed down. Or at least until the day when...

"Hey, Nnoitra! Do you want to train with me?!" Nelliel was so boring that for once she was looking towards to fighting with the animal.

"Sorry, I have more important things to do" he replied placing Santa Teresa on his shoulders and going away from her. Nell and her brothers felt as their mouths hit the floor. Since when the third and the eighth had exchanged places? And things got even stranger when he the huge Espada started protesting about her calling Szayel "the nerd who lives in the basement" in front of everyone and Szayel for calling his boyfriend an "animal". She even saw them flirting in the halls, which made her want to throw up. Nnoitra was daring her with the same killing intent occasionally, but not as often as when he was single.

"It's over! Pesche, Dondochakka help me with my uniform! Let's make it sexy to get me a boyfriend!" It took them hours to dissuade her.

And suddenly things went back to what they were like before, with that beast daring her even four times a day, which drove her crazy.

"But what's wrong with him?!" she asked jaded. It was even worse that see with the scientific making out in the halls.

"Well, Nel-sama, today we talked with Tesla and ... Nnoitra seems to want to take the next step in their relationship" Pesche said, recalling the bitter murmurings of a depressed and angry Tesla Lindocruz, feeling his pale cheeks heat.

"What´s that suppose to do with me?! Let them be!"

"It's more complicated than that, he seems to want for their relationship to become more ... physical" Now Pesche was burning. Nel did not grasp the idea and he would not give sexual education classes to her mistress, ever again.

"What do you mean physically?" She asked, not taking the hint.

"Physical ... you know," said Dondochakka, now red and gesturing toward the lower part of his body. Nel understood and blushed.

"And Szayel don´t want to do ... that?" She asked. The girl understood the position of the mad scientist, but the third was not prepared to deal with a sexually frustrated Nnoitra.

"It seems that our beloved nerd who lives in the basement is not ready to give up his virginity, so he put a condition" Pesche said.

"What?"

"Until he defeats Nel-sama there won´t be ... you know" Nelliel stampeded, ready to hit the pink-haired moron, tie him to a bed and leave him for his sexually frustrated mate to find him. Pesche and Dondochakka had to hang onto her back to stop her.

When the two came together to defeat her, she cursed herself for being so stupid. She recognized the holographic projector, it was the one Szayel was holding the day he crashed and the animal crashed in the halls. She must have known that he would use it against her ... those were her thoughts before falling into the darkness and lose her memories ... before becoming Nel Tu.

-End OF Flashback-

-POV Of Nnoitra-

He was racing with Santa Teresa over his shoulders. He saw a ridiculous faced man about to drive his zanpakto through his partner´s chest and did not hesitate a minute attack. ... he could not lose them both.

"Szayel ... what do you have?" He asked, positioning himself in front of his beloved and waving a hand in front of his eyes. The scientist was in full resurrection staring straight ahead as if in a trance, as if he did not see anything, so he took him in his arms and carried him to the laboratory using sonido. Suddenly a sharp cry escaped his lips and raised his hands slowly to his belly.

"AGH!" said again the eighth.

"Lumina, Verona!" He shouted, calling the fraccion. Only one of them came.

"Szayel Aporro- sama! What happened, Nnoitra-sama ?!" he asked alarmed.

"I do not know! Check him!" Shouted the Quinta Espada desperate. He held Szayel on a stretcher and let him be revised by his fractions while he writhed in intense agony.

"Oh, no!" She shouted Verona after seeing the results.

"What?!" demanded to know Nnoitra.

"Szayel Aporro-sama has entered into labor because of a poison administered to him and that makes time lasts longer," said the little trembling with fear.

"Shit," said the giant, clutching his face. At that time Tesla came through one of the side passages, but he ignored him. "You should not fight in your condition" Nnoitra said, gently kissing the forehead of his love. Then he headed for the exit.

"Nnoitra-sama?" asked Tesla and made a move to follow him, but his master stopped him with his hand.

"Stay here to protect them, I trust you will do well. I will fight the intruders before they reach this place. Do not let them put a finger on Szayel or my child" ordered the serious Espada.

"But ..."

"No buts, Tesla! Do as I command!"

"Yes, Nnoitra-sama" said fraction before dedicating a look of hatred to the being lying on the stretcher screaming in pain. He expected that the labor will kill him. Tesla had always hated him, especially after his love is in love with him. He was so obsessed with Nnoitra that he hated the person that made him happy.

"I'm going," said Sword, running for the door.

"Eh! You've come back. We will fight "Zaraki said, raising his sword and attacking.

"Excellent" Nnoitra said, stopping the attack with Santa Teresa. Nel watched and wondered what was going on.

"Nel-sama!" Came the voice of Pesche approaching. He and Dondochakka watched the Quinta Espada with hatred and were raising their zanpaktos to help the shinigami captain. While all this was happening, Kurotsuchi patched up the Quincy and red haired shinigami lying on the ground.

"Put down your swords, I will not have you interrupting a fight between warriors" she said firmly.

"But Nel-sama ..." said her brothers.

"No buts. Now that he has a reason to fight I´m not going to stop him or forgive him if he fought and lost to me. It would not be honorable for me" they continued to observe the fascinating fight between these two junkies battle, going farther from the laboratory without thinking about what was happening inside.

-in the Laboratory-

"Szayel Aporro-sama, resist!" Shouted Verona. After using a temporary antidote the situation did not improve. The Octava was still in pain, trying to breathe between the powerful contractions of the rapid birth.

"My baby ..." he said between gasps.

"It's almost here! Come on, bear down!" said the small fraction Tesla watched resentfully the birth of the child. Seeing the Espada so weak he had an idea, one that would betray his master, but he would have him at his side forever. Things would finally be as his obsessive and unbalanced head imagined. He was so absorbed in his thoughts that he did not notice the time passing, the only thing that took him out of them was the cry of a newborn.

"It's a girl!" Shouted Verona, cutting the cord and enveloping the small bloody baby in a blanket to present it to it´s mother. Szayel looked at her and smiled. Her yellow eyes and dark brown hair with pink tufts. In her face you could see a glasses-shaped hollow mask over one eye.

"It's beautiful ... my little baby" the scientist said, smiling and taking her in his arms. "Belle ..."

"Szayel Ap ... HUH!" Verona was suddenly pierced by zanpaktou with a ring.

-later-

Nnoitra was back, very hurt, to see his family in the underground laboratory. The war ended with the defeat of the Arrancar and now they had to flee Las Noches as quickly as possible, before the shinigami got to finish them off. What he found was not what he was expecting: in the same stretcher he have left him were Szayel´s ashes with Fornicarás in the middle. He didn´t want to believe it, but everywhere he looked at he saw ashes: Verona, Szayel´s fraccion, hell, if he searched maybe he could find Tesla´s. He felt down to his knees and grabbed some of his love´s remaining.

"Szayel…" he moaned in pain, feeling something wet in the corner of his eye. He knew what it was, even if he didn´t want to admit it. In a few seconds he broke down crying, not having the strength to continue lying to himself. His tears felt free and he started howling like an injured animal

-A few meters away from the place-

"What is that?" asked Nelliel, scared because of the sounds. It was like if someone had his hearth ripped out of his body. Pesche and Dondochakka listened to it carefully, recognizing the voice.

"He have finally got what he deserved" answered the pale arrancar.

-In a deep part of the laboratory-

Tesla heard the sound, but didn´t recognized them, too focused on opening the garganta to escape with the newborn towards the human world. She was crying quietly, missing her mother and not knowing that she would never saw him again.

"Shhhhh, everything is going to be alright… Nnoitra-sama" said him in a soothing voice. "And you are going to be mine… forever"

How was that? Where do you think the little thing is going to end in the hands of crazy Tesla? Would she meet her father? To know send review!