"I was with someone."
That thought hasn't left my head for weeks. I wasn't in at NYADA yet and I had nothing better to do. So I did what anyone who had a boyfriend who cheated on them. I laid on my bed or the couch and I cried. A lot. This was a funk. But it was so much worse than when Jesse St. Sucks and his automaton posse got us with it. We got back at them for that. There was nothing I could do to solve this.
Well..That's what I thought anyway.
Apparently Rachel called the expert at defunkifying anyone. I was hoping to see flames and an Illuminati sign behind her as she entered my curtain space. It was just another disappointment when I did it.
"Alright lady lips. You smell like the illegal underground tunnels of Lima Heights Adjacent. I almost thought you were a Ninja Turtle. Here's what's going to happen. You are going to get up and leave your rat infested nest and get nice and clean in the waterfall just in the other room. Then you are going to put on the tightest pants and shirt possible and I promise I can literally paint it on if you would be willing. I have the paint in the living room. Then we are going to get you to tie your knot or whatever it is turtles do and you'll forget all about Blaine. Oh and also I have a song prepared. So for your sake I hope you know it."
"Golly Gee Satan I thought you were an angel for a moment. My mistake."
"Oh I was an angel. I liked playing the rebel much better."
"I suppose asking you to leave wouldn't work either."
"Nope. Not at all." I groaned.
"Alright fine. Leave me to pick out my outfit.
"Already done. RACHEL!" Rachel popped her head in with the clothes.
"He's coming?"
"Clothes. Now."
"Oh. Right." She handed them to Santana with a big grin before walking out of the room.
"Is that the new Alexander McQueen?! How did you get that?!" I hopped out of bed and tried to grab them in my excitement.
"Ohhh no! No! You take a bath first Michelangelo! You're pizza grease fingers won't touch one thread on this outfit until then." I would have glared had she not been right. It would be a tragedy to touch the outfit when I was in such a terrible state. So I walked to the bathroom and scrubbed really well before walking out with a towel on my waste to my room. My outfit was laying on the bed so I dried myself on and got dressed.
"LET'S GO PORCELAIN!"
"I'M COMING PITCHFORK!" I looked at myself in the mirror one more time and walked out to the living room.
"There's the Hummel we know and love! Let's hit the club!" They dragged me out the door and we took a taxi.
Santana
Its Iggy Iggs
I got one more problem with you girl
Kurt
I got one less, one less problem
Hey baby, even though I hate ya
I wanna love ya
I want you-u-u
And even though I can't forgive ya
I really want ta
I want you-u-u
Tell me, tell me baby
Why did you leave me?
Cause even though I shouldn't want it
I gotta have it
I want you-u-u
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser and realize that I've got
Brody
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
I got one less, one less problem
Brody
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
I got one less, one less problem
*Break*
I know your never gonna wake up
I gotta give up
But its you-u-u
I know I shouldn't ever call back
Or let you come back
But its you-u-u
Every time you touch me
And say you love me
I get a little bit breathless
I shouldn't want it
But its you-u-u
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
Brody
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
I got one less, one less problem
Brody
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
I got one less, one less problem
Santana
It's Iggy Iggs
Uh!
What you got?
Smart money bettin' I'll be better of without you
In no time I'll be forgettin' all about you
You sayin' that you know
But I really, really doubt you understand
My life if easy when I ain't around you
Iggy Iggy to biggie to be her stressin'
I'm thinkin' I love the thought of you
More than I love your presence
And the best thing now
Is probably for you to exit
I let you go, let you back
I finally learned my lesson
No half steppin'
Either you want it
Or you just playin'
I'm listening to you knowin'
I can't believe what your sayin'
There's a million you's baby boo
So don't be dumb
I got 99 problems but you won't be one
Like what
Kurt
One less, one less problem
One less, one less problem
Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got
Brody
One less problem without ya
Kurt
Woah!
Brody
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
Ohh babe!
Brody
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
Hoo!
Santana
I got one less, one less problem
Brody
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
Santana
Yeah I got
Brody
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
I got one less, one less problem
Brody
One less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
I got one less problem without ya
Kurt
I got one less, one le-e-esss
Santana
I got one less, one less problem
Kurt
Heyyy-yeahhhh
I danced with Brody, Rachel, and Santana during that song then with other men and women after and had a good time. But I didn't take anyone home because even though I would have one less problem without him on my mind all day I didn't want one less problem. The thing is that I still love him. That's never been a question. It's just getting over him that is the problem. But it's never a problem I want to go away because I still want him in my life forever. I just need to get over the pain as much as I can at the moment. And a part of me needs to let him hurt, and make sure he knows what he did wrong. I know he's the one for me, but he isn't getting away with cheating on me, and I want him to know that he will never get another chance if he ever does it again. He will never get me back if he doesn't realize it no matter how painful or how much of a problem it is. I'd rather be alone forever than have a boyfriend that cheats on me. So much to Santana's dismay I went home without anyone and I sanitized my bed thoroughly before climbing back in and wrapping Bruce around me.
/AN:/ Bruce is his boyfriend PILLOW. Just a reminder. Kurt named him Bruce. I don't want to be attacked by angry fangirls. lol
