"What!?" Zim basically screamed. The principal sighed and repeated, "You're going to New York to study a role model, Zim. It's either that or therapy." Zim clenched his fists and hung his head in shame. "Fine, I'll study a role model. Who will they even be?" The principal smirked and replied, "How about…Spiderman? Yes, he would be a great role model for a violent teen such as you." Zim cursed under his breath and glared up at the principal. "You'd better start packing, Zim. Your plane leaves in 24 hours." The principal handed Zim a book about Spiderman and a plane ticket. Zim took them then stood up and sprinted out of the school, happy to be away from that stupid human of principal (Whatever that meant). Zim noticed Dib leaning against the stair railing, sneering at him. "So what punishment did you get this time, Zim? Do you have to write a 50 page essay? Are you going to therapy?" Zim made a fist and raised it into the air. But he sighed and let his hand fall to his side, remembering where that got him last time. "Fuck off, Dib-human." Zim began to walk home and Dib followed him. "Come on, Zim, is it really that bad?" Zim stopped in his tracks and replied arrogantly, "No, Dib, it really isn't bad at all, because I'm leaving this stupid school for another one." "Why would the other school be any better?" Zim smirked and said, "Because it won't have YOU!" Zim punched Dib as hard as he possibly could in the stomach as he said 'you.' Dib fell to his knees, trying not to whimper in pain. "I hope I never have to see your pathetic face again, Dib-worm."
Zim walked the rest of the way to his house and found GIR on top of a giant chocolate cake in the living room. GIR stuffed a giant piece in his mouth and looked over at Zim. "I'm not even going to ask where you got that from." GIR continued eating and Zim went down into the base. He found a bag and put clothes, snacks, some random machines, a book about Spiderman written by Mary Jane, and some school supplies into it. "Dib just had to tell the principal. At least I won't have to see him for a while, or that stupid human of principal." Zim picked up the Spiderman book and studied the picture of Spiderman on the cover. "According to this Mary Jane human Spiderman is New York's favorite super-hero. Hmm…mutated DNA gave him special spider abilities. It must be fun battling villains and getting to have super strength and swinging around on webs. Too bad Irken Invaders don't have time for such things." Zim put the book back into the bag and picked up his plane ticket. "Goodbye stupid little Dib-monkey and all the rest of my stupid classmates, hello New York, what possible adventures could you offer me?"
