Me: Yo this is my 1st story! plz enjoy ! don't kill me!

Naruto: We won't.

Me: thnx naruto.

Naruto: no prob.

Me: naruto u wanna do the honors of saying the disclaimer?

Naruto: sure! Faith doesn't own naruto but she wishes she could so she could make sasusaku,naruhina,etc!

Me: ur not supposed 2 say my name DUMBASS!

Naruto: sorry! Enjoy this while I run 4 my life!

Chap 1

"Sakura!" my annoying mom called. Shit she looks pissed!

Uh….no fuckin' duh dumbass!

'shut up inner,I swear if you don't you know what'll happen!'

Shit, pay attention to your mom, she looks pissed!

"Fine I'll go get dressed"

'fuck,why do I have to go that school. Mom went there and she hated it! Why does she want me to suffer? Mom your such a fuckin' bitch!'

*while sakura's changing let's learn more about her*

Sakura Haruno

1. hate when people call her short

2. funny as hell

3. pink,yes pink hair

4. tomboy

5. hates too long of stories

6. Loves pranks

7. Hates whores, sluts, fangirls, bitches *for the four i just mentioned... who does that remind you of? hint: KARIN!*, bastards, bastards with egos, brats, fanboys, and............rich.......playboys.

( SORRY IF I MADE YOU GUYS MAD THAT I DIDN'T PUT MORE DOWN BUT I'LL MAKE IT UP SOON? =3 WHO WANTS A COOKIE? )

Time Skip

"Mom whyy do I gotta go here of all places?!" I yelled.

"Because I said so" she sounded pissed. Wait why was she pissed!? I should be the one that's pissed of all people!

"Bitch" I muttered.

"So I've been told" she said playfully.

"Bite me."I growled.

"Gladly" WTF?!

"Mom what the fuck!? Please don't ever do that again!" I was disgusted.

"We're here anyway" Wait......What? Shit. School from hell here I come.

*Sakura was wearin' her short hair down, pink and black converses, a t-shirt that had 1 side hangin' off her shoulder that was pink & black it was striped, lastly she had baggy pants that went 2 her knees they were black. She also had a……..SKATEBOARD!!!!!! sorry that was for people who like cookies! lolz i luv randomness!*

****Sakura's POV****

Shit, the second I walked into that fuckin' school everybody , especially horny,perverted,boys. And did i mention that i hate perverted, horney guys!? I gave all of them death glares. That scared them to death!

"Ha Fuckin' ha bitches!" I yelled. Mom didn't care she was just like me when she was in highschool.

FUCK! When i said that, that just proved I'm awsome and cool........which I am!

You dumbshit! Why did you say that!? Now they think we're a god!

'we?they don't know 'bout you. who's the dumb shit now huh?'

………….*no response*

'good, that shut you up!'

Time to face hell, facin' that bitchy principal mom told me 'bout..............Tsunade.

****Sasuke's POV****

"SASUKE!!!! A NEW GIRL IS HERE!" Naruto screamed at me.

"So another girl that'll think your weird and will be all over me? Sweet."I teased.

"FUCK YOU SASUKE! They say she's hott! Like not normal hott! They also say she has NATURAL pink, yes bubble-gum pink hair!"Naruto exclaimed. Pink? Natural? Is that possible?

"What? Is that possible?"

"I guess"naruto said.

"LET'S GO SEE HER TEME!"Naruto screamed once again.

"Shut up dobe!"God he pissed me off!

Time skip

We walked around school and then someone bumped into us.

"WHAT THE FUCK?! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN'! THAT HURT" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs.

"SORRY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!" the girl yelled.

"Shit, little girl, you gotta big mouth. Wait........pink hair. YOU'RE THE NEW GIRL AREN'T YOU?!"Naruto said way too loudly. God I wonder how we became friends in the 1st place.

"Yep. My name's Sakura Haruno. Sorry for yellin' and cusin' at you. By the way..... who are you?" she asked.

"Naruto Uzamaki. and this is Sasuke Uchiha." Naruto said.

"Hn"I repied.

"Is that even a fuckin' word?!" she yelled at me. Wait, no girl has yelled at me. "Bastard"she muttered.

Who does she think is?!

End of chapter 1

Me: haha naruto can't get away now can u?

Naruto: plz let me go.

Me: u got 10 mins 2 go

Sasuke & Sakura enter

Sasuke: wat the hell r u doin'?

Sakura: yeah watcha doin?

Me: naruto said my name in the disclaimer

SasuSaku: wat the hell naruto?! U can't do that!

Naruto: y?

Me: I don't always want somebody 2know my name.

Naruto: oh,srry.