ChiChi: Terror on Namek!
A/N: This is a 'what-if?' story that I thought up while watching my old Pioneer DBZ tapes, when ChiChi 'hijacked' Dr. Brief's ship and tried to go to Namek and rescue Gohan. My thought was…what if she actually made it there? Read and find out.
ChiChi gasped as the ship left the earth's atmosphere. She was actually going up to space, to save her Gohan, and give Goku what-for. " OOOHHH! When I get my hands on whoever hurt Gohan I'm gonna…ARGH!" She puched the control panel in anger, and suddenly, the ship picked up speed. Before she (or anyone else for that matter) knew it, she was on Namek.
" Aww, poor kid!" Recoome taunted. ChiChi looked up to see, in her mind, a massive brute beating on her poor, helpless Gohan. " Tough like rubber!"
" HEY! YO! FATTY!" ChiChi called, and everyone turned to look at her. " You keep your grimy, filthy hands off my son!"
" Mommy?" Gohan asked faintly.
" It's okay, Gohan. Mommy's here! I'll take care of everything now!"
" ChiChi?" Krillin asked in disbelief. " Of all people to come to Namek…CHICHI!"
" Have a problem with that, baldy?" ChiChi snapped.
" Uh…no!" Krillin gasped. He looked back on the ground. " I'll just keep looking at this Namekian grass."
" You do that!" ChiChi snapped again.
Vegeta scoffed. " Stupid mate of Kakarot! You have no idea what you're up against!" He called.
ChiChi got an irate look on her face. " SHUT UP!" She yelled.
" How dare you speak this way to the Prince of all Saiyans!" Vegeta growled.
" Some Prince! You look like you've been beat up! WEAKLING!" ChiChi screamed. " But I have more important things to worry about than weaklings like you!" She turned to Recoome. " Now, feel my wrath!"
" Aye! Recoome! You gonna let this dame talk to ya like this?" Jeice asked.
" Shut up! You're next, ugly!" ChiChi snapped. With a sudden movement, she began beating the life out of Recoome.
Just then, Goku appeared on the battlefield to see both Recoome and Burter worse than dead, and ChiChi standing there with a smug grin on her face. " Wow! This is the last place I expected to see you, ChiChi!" Goku exclaimed.
" YOU!" She turned to Goku. " Where have you been?! Do you realize that you let our poor little Gohan get hurt?! What the hell kind of father are you?"
Goku looked at her with a 'calm down' look. " ChiChi, I was in space!"
" Well, I managed to get here in time! Why couldn't you? You bakayaro! Do you realize that Gohan might have died?!"
" ChiChi, calm down!"
" I AM CALM!" She screamed back.
" Um, ChiChi, I think it's best if you went back to Earth." Goku prayed this would work, or they'd be in more trouble than Frieza could ever hope to give them.
" I'll go home only if you promise not to let Gohan get in any more trouble, do you hear me Son Goku?"
" Yes, honey. I promise, Gohan won't get another scratch!" Goku pleaded. Finally, after two more hours of discussing the terms of ChiChi leaving, she got on Goku's ship and blasted off for Earth.
After a good ten minutes, everyone let out a long sigh of relief, even Vegeta, and especially Goku.
END!
A/N: I hope this was good. It was just a silly little idea that I came up with. R/R!
