Title: Pervert!
Rating: K+ (PG)
C2:
Ask first, please:)
Warnings:
Crack!Pairing – barely noticeable sexual undertones. You kinda' have to squint to see it.
Pairing:
Slight KisameIno
Word Count:
124
Disclaimer:
Muu own Naruto not!
A/N:
I didn't wanna do my Social Studies work yesterday, so instead of taking notes, I remembered the time where I accidentally killed my fish, thought of Kisame, saw blonde hair, and—bam! One-Shot-licious.

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"… You're not gonna' molest me, are you?" Kisame jerked his head upwards, staring coldly at the bound blonde.

"What?" Ino rolled her eyes.

"I said—"

"I know what you said. I wanna' know why the hell you said it." Ino scoffed, trying to spin around so she could better see his face.

"Think about it, asshole." Kisame twitched. "We're alone, I'm tied up in what I, personally, think is a very compromising position, and you're a pervert." Rolling his eyes, Kisame didn't hesitate in replying.

"Don't flatter yourself, brat. You're not that pretty." In all her rage, Ino never noticed her skirt had long since ridden up her thighs, or how the entire time she had flailed around, Kisame never looked away.

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This could have been better, I admit. I can't help but think that the end line is a little vague… I wanted to show that Kisame noticed her skirt sliding up the entire time, and further provoked her so it would, um... y'know… slide up more, but I don't think that came across very well. xD

Oh well. I guess it's okay considering it's a crack pairing, and one of the first fics I've written in a while. Remember, if you're gonna flame, do it because you think the story sucks, not the pairing. :D

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