Hey, hey, hey

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brain

I knew I wouldn't forget you, and so I went and let you blow my mind

I just walked up to her in the corridor, today. I can't believe I actually did that. I can't believe I just walked up to Hermione Granger, love of my life, and kissed her. But I guess I can believe that when I kissed her, her first reaction when she broke the kiss was to slap my face, really hard. Her gorgeous face was all red when she stalked away, skirt swishing around those beautiful hips, long curly hair bouncing around her lovely face.

Your sweet moonbeam, the smell of you in every single dream I dream

I knew when we collided, you're the one I have decided who's one of my kind

She smelled like strawberries. Weird, huh? How anyone could smell like strawberries, I don't know. But when we made Amortentia in sixth year, and I smelled strawberries, I thought it was weird. I thought I would smell something else, like some cookies or something. But I smelled strawberries. So I guess it's true what I had thought, that she was the love of my sorry life.

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!

Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight

Hey, hey, hey

She and I had always been top in all of the classes, her first, because she was so insanely smart. But I had always been close on her heels, especially in Potions. In fact, in one test, I had beaten her. I remember that I was so proud of myself when Professor Snape called, "And with the top grade on our latest potions test, Draco Malfoy!" She was so surprised. She had this cute little frowny pout and she had stalked out of class, muttering.

Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me

You gave my life direction, a game show love connection we can't deny

Her lips were so soft, and so warm. Her little mouth fit perfectly over mine, and after the initial moment of surprise, she had kissed me back. Only for a second, though. Then she realized that it was Draco Malfoy who was kissing her, and broke it. Even though she slapped me (that has only happened once before) it was still the best kiss I have ever had. Wow.

I'm so obsessed, my heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest

I believe in you, like a virgin, you're Madonna, and I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

I've liked her since she punched me in third year. Man, that girl can punch! Until then, I just thought that she was the annoyingly smart Gryffindor mudblood, with a pretty face and sort of hot body. After that, I don't know what I thought of her. I really liked her, you know? Like I hated having to call her Mudblood. I still hated Potter and Weasley, but she was beautiful and smart and…I don't know, amazing.

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!

Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight

I think I've loved her ever since the Ministry incident in fifth year. After that, and my father was imprisoned, I secretly thanked her. I hate my father. May he rot in Azkaban for the horrible things he's said and done to me and my mother, not to mention the countless goblins, house-elves, and Muggles. Thank you Hermione Granger, you know not the service you've done to wizard-kind and all of those poor Muggles.

The way you can cut a rug, watching you's the only drug I need

You're so gangsta, I'm so thug, you're the only one I'm dreaming of

I know that I went out with Pansy for awhile, but I had to, otherwise I would've jumped Hermione after Potions one day and snogged her senseless. But I was Draco Malfoy, and Malfoys do not like Mudbloods. Malfoys like pureblooded Pansy Parkinsons. I broke up with her after fifth year also. I guess I thought now that I had decided that I loved her, I should be available.

You see, I can be myself now finally, in fact there's nothing I can't be

I want the world to see you be with me

I was so jealous of Potter and Weasley. They got to be with her all of the time, and nobody would question them, because they were fellow Gryffindors and her best friends. But if I hung out with her, people would start to talk. Weasley likes her. He went out with her in sixth year, before he cheated on her with Lavender Brown. He doesn't appreciate the beauty that is Hermione. Idiot.

Hey soul sister, ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo, the way you move ain't fair, you know!

Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do tonight,

Hey soul sister, I don't want to miss a single thing you do...tonight

Hey, hey, hey

Tonight

Hey, hey, hey

Tonight