WARNING! THIS IS TOTALLY RANDOM!
This is a story by Rachael and her crazy cousin Emma. We don't own twilight, and we aren't haters. And also, we don't own cheese. Well, the character we own, just not the whole cheese thing.
Narrator POV
One there was a poor little slice of cheese. It was all alone in the Cullen family fridge, (that they never used except for Renesmee.) One day Renesmee was hungry, but not for blood. She wanted something different. "Mommy, what is this yellow mushy stuff?" The half vampire asked. "Well my darling, that would be cheese. I loved it when I was human! " The mother replied. Renesmee picked it up and put it on a plate. Then she thought of something funny. /Can there be a thing as vampire cheese?/ She wondered. She skipped over to Emmett with the cheese in her left hand, "Hey Em, would you bite this for me?" She asked her uncle sweetly. "Um…sure." Emmett replied, Baffled He took the cheese from Renesmee, and bit it. He spit out the nasty human food and then walked away, muttering about "Creepy, nasty, good tasting humans." Then she picked up the cheese and put it back in the fridge, knowing it takes about 3 days to become a vampire.
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Cheese POV
I have been burning for a long time. But why? Parts of me had been sliced off, and then heated, but this was much worse!! It was al of me, burning, like I had been dipped in lava, butt lived butt still felt pain. Had I turned emo, and forgotten? No, probably not. I would be jumping around in pain, if I could move. Cheese doesn't move. I would be screaming in agony, if I could make sound. Cheese doesn't make noises (unless you "cut" it) but then, cheese didn't feel. It didn't think, either. I was a new kind of cheese. Then, finally, the burning ceased. After hours of burning in the cold dark fridge, it was over. But now, I could speak, and move. I could think, and breathe. I also realized, I could smell, and hear. But the talking was loud. I could smell all of the other food around me. /Boy, did it smell bad!/ Then there was a blinding light. When my eyes finally focused, I saw a girl. An adorable one, who looked to be about 5. She looked at me expectantly. "Um, hi?" I said, finding my voice. "Are you….Talking?" She asked, amazed. "No, I'm peeing!" I replied sarcastically. I hopped out of the cold fridge, and walked out of the kitchen. Hey, why was I suddenly smart, and knew what everything was called? Oh well. Better for me, anyways. Well, I walked into the family room, to find a family. Ha ha, funny. Ok, so I walked over to the T.V., and jumped on top of it. "Hey, you all." I called out "I am Cheese, and I am going to be taking over the world." "What the heck?!?!" A big strong looking dude yelled. I shrugged and started to walk to the door. I was blocked by that same big dude.
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Emmett POV
"What the heck!" I repeated. Why was this cheese talking? AND WHY WAS IT AWESOME LOOKING?!?!?! I stepped on the cheese to find it incredibly hard. It stopped my foot. The cheese named Cheese pushed up and I fell backwards. I charged at the stupid square of poop-headedness (Cheese) but I missed it. IT WAS TOO DANG SMALL!!!!!!!!!!! "RENESMEE!" I shrieked like a little girl. The actual little girl of the house came running, and when she saw the cheese, she picked it up and Emmett guessed that she was "Showing" it what had happened to it. Emmett had finally realized what had happened to the cheese. Cheese was the first ever vampire cheese.
