A/N: This will be a true comedy, not like my other dramatic comedy, so I wanna know what you think. R&R please!

It was a Saturday afternoon and the Fellowship was sitting around bored. They had already destroyed the One Ring, so they couldn't very well continue on with a quest that was done. They decided to go out and look for something to do, because they were beyond bored.

They were searching through the forest for some trouble they could get into, and Frodo found a portal that lead somewhere. He called the others over, and they decided to go in and find out where it lead. They all jumped in together.

They were flying through time and space. Gimli was slower than everyone else, and Legolas was ahead of everyone. He was the first to exit the portal.

When they were all on the other side of the portal, they looked around. They seemed to be in a very crowded place with a lot of strange things around them. Something that looked like a theater was near them. They had landed in a stream of people that was moving into the theater, so they moved to get out of the way, but Legolas got sucked in.

He decided to sit down in one of the chairs, since that was what everyone else was doing. He sat beside a young girl, about 15, who was very pretty. She had deep, big brown eyes, light brown hair that was about shoulder length, and a pretty face. She smiled at him, and he smiled back. She seemed nice. Hi. I'm Lynn. Has anyone ever told you that you look like Legolas from Lord of the Rings?

Several people, because it's true. My friends from the Fellowship and I came through a portal and now we're here. She stared at him blankly for a second, and then snapped out of her daze.

Cool! So how long do you think you'll be here for?

I dunno. What is everyone gathering here for?

It's an Irish step dancing show that that's called Irish Thunder. It's my second time watching it today. I really enjoy it.

Why are you watching it again though, if you have already seen it once today?

She smiled sheepishly. I kinda like the leading guy, because he's um kinda cute.

Oooookaaaaay. Whatever pleases you. Do you believe that I will like the show?

Yes, I do believe you will. They're extremely graceful! It's almost unbelievable how graceful they are! Yay! It's starting! The girl beside her whispered something to her and she nodded. Oh, by the way, this is my friend Amber. Amber, this is Legolas.

Lynn, you are hopeless, completely hope She trailed off when she saw that Legolas was on the other side of Lynn. Her jaw dropped when she saw him.

I told you, but you never listen to me. Hey, isn't that a different lead roll?

I think it is. I think the other guy was cuter.

Not me. This guy is hott! The guy came up through the crowd and spotted Lynn. He noticed how she was looking at him, so he pulled her up and dragged her over by the stage. She went willingly.

Legolas stared at her in amazement as she went down. Was this normal?

He taught her a few simple things backstage that she could do when she went out with him and left her to change into a costume. She changed quickly and was going on stage. He asked her if she remembered the things that he taught her, and she nodded her head. She had a solo with him, and she executed the moves he taught her perfectly. You did really well. Have you ever had some sort of dance class?

No, my talents lie in the playing of music.

You play an instrument? What instrument?

I play the clarinet. Why?(A/N: I really do play the clarinet, so you will find a lot of the instrument in my stories.)

I was just wondering. Hey, I have a break after the show. Do you want to walk through the parks with me?

I have a friend with me, but sure. You can come along with us.

That's great. We have to go out now and finish this off, and then we take our bows and change.

Okay. We might have someone else in our group. The guy I was sitting next to seemed really nice, and he doesn't know his way around the park, so I think I'll invite him.

Okay. Let's go finish this. They finished the dance off, took their bows, and changed their clothes.

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Legolas couldn't believe the grace that the dancers moved with. Normally humans were so clumsy, but they moved with impeccable speed and grace. He was enchanted, and started to talk to Amber. So, Amber. Is it normal for someone to be pulled up there?

No, it's not. We're seeing this for the second time today, and they've never done that in the times that I've been here.

They looked back and the show had ended. A few minutes later, Lynn walked out with the lead dancer. Amber was stunned. She never thought she would meet the lead of the step dancing show. She wondered if he could introduce her to the other lead.

Sure, I can introduce you. he took her to the back and introduced her. Amber came back, a dreamy look in her eyes. Suddenly she looked troubled, and she covered her mouth with her hand like she had just made a big mistake.

Amber, what's wrong? I asked her, slightly worried.

I just gave him the address to my stories on fanfiction.net. I cannot believe that I just did that.

Legolas and the lead dancer looked rather confused.

It's a web address where you can post stories that you write. We both have stories posted, and I can see why she would be worried. Her stories are a bit, shall we say, intense.

He prefers more intense stories. Don't worry, he'll like it if it's extremely intense. He's pretty intense himself.

I don't think it'll be a problem for him then. I've read her fics, and they are very intense.

Okay, let's not talk about it any more, shall we?

What do you want to do?

I want to go into a country other than Ireland, because I'm here all day every day just about.

Fine by me. How about going to Apollo's Chariot?

I love roller coasters. Let's go!

What's a roller coaster? We all looked at Legolas in complete wonder. Then I remembered that he was from Middle Earth, so we took him into the line. There we met Gimli, who was looking for something that could potentially scare him.

You're in for a real treat if you want a scare, Gimli. The dancer could see the look in his eyes, and he was not looking scared.(A/N: I don't know the names of the dancers, and the names were not given out. My friend and I want names, though, because we don't want to use the nicknames Cute Boy and for his partner Perky Curls. Inside Joke)

I fear nothing. They got to the front of the line and got on the coaster. Gimli started to panic when he heard the I'm falling to my doom music that they played. (A/N: Thanks LH for that one. Sorry to use your descriptive title for the music that they play.)

They started to go up the coaster. They reached the top and fell down a little hill. Then the big fall came. Amber and Lynn were screaming with joy, as well as the dancer, but Gimli and Legolas were terrified.

They went around the twists and turns, and when the ride was over, Gimli and Legolas were the first ones out.

That was an excellent ride! Amber loved coasters, she was a coaster freak, so she was ecstatic about the ride. I wanna to do Alpengeist next!

A/N: Find out who they meet at Alpengeist next chapter! Any suggestions? Tell me in a review. Just please review!!!