My first fic EVER, that I got an idea for. Takes place after Sai and Sasuke Arc, before Hidan and Kakzu arc.
Note: I do not own Naruto. Kishimoto-sensei does.
Ch 1: Yet Another Meeting...
The Akatsuki gathers in a dark cave after sealing the five tailed bijuu... Their holograms elegantly stand on each of the malevolent statue's fingers. What could be going on now?
"Itachi..." came the disapointed voice of Pein the Akatsuki Leader. "I'm growing tired of your failure to capture the Kyuubi. If this jinchuriki is too hard for I can assign you a different one."
The Uchia killer looked at Leader-sama's hologram. "No Leader-sama I can easily take on the boy...Its just that Naruto has too many of weird friends."
"DAMN YOU MAITO GAI!!!" came the angry voice of Kisame Hosigake.
"I warmed you not to underestimate him."
"Ha! Perhaps someone more capable needs to be assigned to the Kyuubi's capture un." a familar irritating voice rang out.
"You think you can do better Deidara?" Itachi's cold glare turned to the artistic bomber. "Naruto is a very annoying character...And you have a short temper." Itachi warned him.
"And what are you saying un?"
Itachi grinned for a minute, then said "Don't blow yourself up."
"Shut up un!!!" the bomber fumed.
"Are you sure Sempai? We already did our work...Why go out for more?" Deidara's orange masked apprentice asked.
Deidara turned to Tobi with a smirk. If he could capture that Kyuubi brat, then he could surpass Itachi and those stupid swirly eyes of his! Oh it'd be wonderful...Deidara said nothing to Tobi except "C'mon Tobi un!" his hologram faded followed by an
"Oh man!" from the childish member as he faded out too.
After the meeting back in Amergakure, Pein shook his head back and forth several times laughing a bit.
"Was it a good idea to dispatch Deidara Pein-sama?" Konan asked the Leader.
Pein shrugged. "It will give him something to do until he's needed after the Hidan and Kakuzu Arc. Besides we won't die. Not until much later on."
"I beg your pardon?" Konan asked sounding confused.
"Umm nothing. Lets go to bed." he said quickly covering up what he knew.
Konan blushed and nodded.
Somewhere in the Cloud Village, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu were returning to the Fire Country.
"Like seriously...Deidara thinks he can win. Wanna bet on it Kakuzu?" The Jashinist turned the treasuer of the Akatsuki.
"And risk loosing my money? Shut up Hidan."
Zetsu sighed as he glanced at them. "Deidara may be over his head...If we hurry up we can watch the comedy unfold!" he burrowed underground away from the zombie brothers of the Akatsuki.
It just so happened during this day in Konoha, a certain genitaila obsessed Anbu was making his way through the forest. So was the mad bomber and the noob of the Akatsuki.
The trip between the artist and his fanboy went something like this: "Are we there yet?" "No un." "Are we there yet?" "No un." "Are we there yet?" "No un." "Are we there..." an explosion occured then suddenly silence.
Through the forest bordering konoha, it just so happened that a certain genitalia obsessed artist was making his rounds.
