You Wouldn't Understand

AN: Hi to people who are reading this...probably none, since I'm new and all. This is just basically a long headconon. The idea came to me in Language arts when we were doing idioms, and I guess it just triggered a reaction. I thought it might be funny. So anyways, enjoy!


Ch. 1

"The term 'The pen is mightier than the sword' is a very common idiom used for…" Percy and Annabeth watched as their teacher, Mr. Robinson, drone on in their Language arts class, nursing a filled coffee mug that seemed to be very much in need.

"But, sir?" Percy raised his hand, interrupting Mr. Robinson's sentence. "What if there's a pen that can turn into a sword or vise versa?" he smirked, seemingly very proud of himself.

"Mr. Jackson, I do not know where you got that absurd idea, but there is no such thing in all the universe," Mr. Robinson replied in the sort of tone that fit the words, "I know that I am right and you are certainly wrong and you should really shut up now before I give you detention."

The class snickered, awake now. If there's anything entertaining in their class for the entire year, Percy would be it.

"If there is though-"

Mr. Robinson glared at him like he was Artemis when Apollo and Aphrodite had pulled a prank that ended up with them being turned into jackalopes and hunted down. (Let's just say that there was a reason that Artemis became a virgin goddess, and that Aphrodite happened to go against that very reason, and that that pissed Artemis off, real bad.)

"Sir, I assure you, it was just an idea," Annabeth came to her boyfriend's rescue before he became weirder in their classmates' eyes with a glare and a kick in his shins.

But she was too late, because from then on, Percy's motto became, "Nothing is mightier than a pen that can change into a sword."

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This like a "Percy with mortal teachers" thing, so go and read the next few chapters! I promise they're better because this was just a headcannon that I wrote a pretty long time ago without really bothering.