"Hidan, Hurry your ass up!"
Kakuzu yelled before stealing the person's heart he was strangling,
and threw him to the ground with a thud.
"FUCK YOU!"
Hidan yelled back at his partner as he raised his head off the
ground. He was in his ritual circle, with a stake through his heart,
and multiple kuni in different parts on his body."DON'T MESS
WITH-"
"-Your Retarded ritual.... blahblahblah...
Jashin-whatever, herd it before, I could care less about what YOU
want you spoiled brat." Kakuzu snapped back.
Hidan violet
eyes narrowed and he snarled at him.
Kakuzu walked over to the
bounty that Hidan had mutilated. His leg was twisted, and an arm was
broken. He was bleeding in several different spots on the body, and
his chest gushed blood. His eye was black, and his lip was bleeding,
as was his nose.. There was blood everywhere. Kakuzu wrinkled his
nose a bit. It was disgusting.
"I think you may of
overdid it this time." Kakuzu said disgustedly.
"That
what your so pissed about?" Hidan asked as he raised his head
once more. He looked in even worse shape. He wasted no time on that
one. He really destroyed himself on that one ritual. Hair hung loose
from his head, and he looked like he gotten punched in the face
multiple times over. He definately broke two of his limbs. Since he
was immortal, moving them around didn't bother him much though. He
was still bleeding alot.
"Hey, You said those bounty dudes
take him dead, and hey, he's dead ain't he?"
"Yeah, but
I doubt they won't reconize his face anymore! WHY THE HELL YOU DO
THAT!" Kakuzu yelled, cause he doubted he would get paid for
this bounty.
"Awwwwwww..... Fuck off! You and your god damn
fucking money..." Hidan said tiredly lowering his head, staring
at the sky, ignoring Kakuzu. He didn't feel like arguing with him. He
had lost so much blood. And he felt tired and weak. He couldn't ever
remember losing THAT much blood during a ritual before. Kakuzu was
right. He DID overdo it, but sure as hell, he won't admit that. He'd
rather die first. Why the hell did he get so carried away like that?
He sighed. He felt so dizzy, but he desprately tried not to let
Kakuzu know.
"You and your retarded ritual!" Kakuzu
snarled. "I'll be lucky if they even pay me AT ALL for what you
did to this guy..." Kakuzu said as he picked the bounty up, and
carried him on his back. Hidan continued to stare at the sky. Clouds
drifted by. He blinked deeply, and kept his eyes closed for awhile.
So much blood. His body felt so heavy. That metalitic taste hung on
his mouth.... he felt so dizzy.. no strength....
A nap.
Just a
quick nap was all he needed... Then he'd recover fine, and could move
on. He began to drift slowly off when-
"HIDAN!"
Hidan
shot his eyes open. He glared. "fucktard" he thought.
"Come
on, we need to get going!"
Hidan closed his eyes. "After
I finish praying." He said.
An excuse he always used. Always
worked. Well- most of the time...
Kakuzu kicked Hidan in the
stomach violently.
As a reflex, Hidan shot up, clutched his
stomach and coughed up a bit of blood.
"ACKHACKCOUGHKOFKOFACK!
OH J-JASHIN DAMMIT, K-KAKUZU! WHAT THE HELL?!" He winced.
Kakuzu glared at him coldly. "You prayed for near two hours
now. I think that's long enough."
Hidan glared back at him.
He was shaking as he clutched his stomach. Sure. Two hours. But that
time, he was praying, and fully awake. Now, he felt dizzy, and sick,
and just wanted to rest his eyes for maybe a few minutes. And he knew
Kakuzu wouldn't let him close his eyes for any other reason for other
then him thinking he was praying. Maybe he could still convince
him.
"K-Kakuzu, Jashin-Sama.... just needs about 15 more
minutes, I'm wrapping up over here, seriously. Just 15 Fucking
minutes. That's all. Promise!"
"You said that last time.
It took 5 hours." Kakuzu glared.
Hidan hesistated. Sure. He'd
be pissed. He did a number on that bounty. Not to mention, himself.
"But this time I MEAN it." Hidan protested. "Come
on, Pretty Please, with su-"
Kakuzu kicked him again.
Hidan
fell over. OW! God. His entire head was spinning. He felt like
throwing up. Hidan tried desprately not to let any of this show, but
he was sure the emotion was convayed on his face. But Kakuzu was a
bit dense sometimes.
"You EVER say that again, you will die.
And if you don't leave this instant, Hidan, I'm leaving without
you."
And with that, Kakuzu turned and walked away.
"S-Shit...." Hidan muttered... He shookenly sat up, and
started painfully taking the stake and kuni out. And each time he did
so, more blood flowed out of him. Hidan winced. His eyes were
becoming a bit glazed. He shook his head once, and snapped out of it.
But he still felt weak, and dizzy.... and....
cold.
He did feel
cold.
"HIDAN!"
Kakuzu yelled, already way far
ahead.
Hidan sighed. He put his weapons away, and shakenly stood
up...
Blood rushed to his head.
He swayed.
He nearly
fainted.
Hidan shook his head again.
'I'm immortal.' He
thought. 'Come on Hidan, can't let a little shit like bloodloss stop
you right? You've done this shit before, haven't ya?'
He said to
himself as he shakenly took a couple steps to catch up with Kakuzu.
Each step, he nearly fell over.
'Although... I've never lost this
much blood in one shot before....' he thought quietly to
himself.
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They
walked for so long. Kakuzu was in the lead, carring the mutilated
bounty. Hidan was many steps behind. Breathing heavilly, sweating,
swaying, and trying to stay consious. Once in awhile, he nearly
passed out, but he kept forcing himself to keep going... He didn't
want to appear pathetic in front of Kakuzu. Plus, he's immortal. If
Kakuzu learned his weakness was just a little bit of bloodloss, he'd
never hear the end of it.
Kakuzu stopped. Hidan sighed, slightly
grateful he only had to stand now.
Kakuzu looked back at
him.
Hidan blinked. "What?" He snapped.
Kakuzu
sighed, reached into his cloak, and threw Hidan a washcloth.
"Clean
up that blood. Your a mess."
the washcloth hit Hidan in the
face. He swayed, and nearly fell over, but thankfully, as he grabbed
the cloth. He steadied himself.
"Y-Yeah. Thanks asshole."
Hidan said sarcastically, when he had ground footing.
Kakuzu
raised an eyebrow. Hidan was acting a bit strangely. He continued to
stare at him.
Hidan turned his head... He felt dizzy. He didn't
let it show. He couldn't. "Quit looking at me like that you
fucking asshole, otherwise I'll kick your ass worse then his!"
he pointed at the bounty on Kakuzu's back.
Kakuzu glared. "Just
get the damn blood of, you idiot." Kakuzu said harshly. He was
still mad about the bounty. He turned and continued walking.
Hidan
silently sighed. He blinked heavilly, and took a step. His legs were
shaking as he went. He began wiping the blood off, like Kakuzu said,
but... his hands.... he couldn't... They were shaking.... so bad.
Everything was shaking.... The world was spinning... Hidan
couldn't..... he couldn't keep this up any longer...... but.... he
had to.... he just had to.... he took one more step....... his legs
gave out from under him. He collapsed on the ground... He..........
he blinked....... He felt...... so cold..... his body felt so
heavy...... he was so lightheaded...... he blinked a few more
times...... trying to snap out of it, but........................
blackness surrounded Hidan.
He fell unconscious.
Kakuzu
continued walking. He then stopped again. Hidan's been acting so
strangly since that last ritual. Usually, he'd be bitching about how
long the walk was, or how fast he was going, or something pointless
like that. Maybe he was sore at him. Maybe Kakuzu was too harsh
because of the bounty. He turned back. "Hidan?" He asked.
But then he blinked in surprise.
He wasn't there.
Kakuzu
blinked a few times. "Hidan?" He asked again. "HIDAN!"
He yelled angrilly. "HURRY YOUR ASS UP!"
.....
A
beat.
Nothing.
Kakuzu stared. "HIDAN!" He yelled.
"GET YOUR DAMN LAZY ASS OVER HERE!"
.....
Another
beat.
Nothing.
... Kakuzu glared. "HIDAN! ENOUGH WITH THE
RETARDED JOKES! WE NEED TO GET THIS BOUNTY THERE BY SUNSET YOU MORON,
SO HELP ME, IF YOU COST ME ANY MORE MONEY: I'LL KILL
YOU!"
Yet another beat.
Still
nothing.
Kakuzu became slightly worried. He started walking back,
without realizing it. "H-Hidan?"He asked.
"Look,
If your mad at me or something, we can argue that out LATER. Right
now, we need to g-"
He stopped.
He saw Hidan, collapsed,
on the ground. Breathing heavilly. Kakuzu dropped his precious bounty
in surprise.
"HIDAN!" He exclaimed as he rushed down
to him. He turned him over, and raised his head. His body felt cold.
He was shaking. Kakuzu was worried. He felt his head. But no fever.
That was a good sign. "Hidan! Hidan! Hidan, you bastard! WAKE
UP!"
Hidan's eyes twitched. He reluctantly opened them, very
weakly. His whole body felt like led. He
groaned.
"You.................ass......" He muttered.
"lettme sleep Jashin dammit....."
Kakuzu stared. Then he
got a bit angry. "HIDAN! YOU WERE JUST SLEEPING YOU SON OF A
BITCH! QUIT SLACKING OFF, WE NEED TO GET THAT BOUNTY TO THE EXCHANGE
POINT BY-"
"blablablabla..." Hidan remarked weakly.
"Money, money, this, money, money that.... that all you can
think about....."
Hidan's eyelids felt heavy. So he closed
them. He was still shaking. He felt so cold. No blood to flow through
his vains, and make him warm.
Kakuzu stared. Something was wrong
with Hidan but he didn't have a fever. So...
"Hidan? What's
happening?" Kakuzu asked.
Hidan kept his eyes closed. He
didn't feel like arguing so he just told him.
"Bloodloss."
he replied drearilly.
Kakuzu blinked. "Bloodloss?" He
questioned.
Hidan sighed.... everything was spinning. His whole
body was numb. The faster he answered Kakuzu, the quicker he could go
to sleep, and recover from this shit.
"Every ritual. Ya know
I loose blood right?" he replied in a bored tired
tone.
"Yeah...." Kakuzu said slowly.
"Well. Just
cause I'm immortal.... doesn't mean I don't FEEL that damn fucking
bloodloss.... Every ritual..... I feel like shit
afterwards.... I get so dizzy, and pass out.... but I always tell you
I'm praying....."
Kakuzu blinked. Hidan continued in a tired
tone, eyes still closed.
"but That last one...... I lost so
much in one shot. I'm dizzy, my head hurts, and... I-I'm so cold....
god....."
Hidan shivvered violently. Kakuzu stared.
"Will
you be okay?" He asked, worried for his immortal partner.
Hidan
sighed. "Y-yeah.......... All I need.... is... like a few
mintues rest..... since I'm immortal, and can't die from this
shit..... my blood reproduces itself...."
Hidan tiredly
explained.... He felt himself drifting off. "So.... I'll be fine
meh 'ext...... mornin'............"
His voice trailed off. He
fell asleep.
"The next-" Kakuzu started. "Hidan! WE
NEED TO GET THE BOUNTY THERE BY SUNSET!"
Hidan shivvered. But
he didn't wake up.
Kakuzu stared at his bloody bounty, then his
partner.
Then he sighed as he took one long look at the
bounty.
"Ya know..... they wouldn't recongize you, anyway."
He said to the corpse.
Kakuzu then wiped the blood off of Hidan
and put his cloak over him. Hidan cuddled against it.
Warmth.
He
gratefully took it.
Kakuzu smiled slightly.
He then brushed
Hidan's messy hair, and gently kissed his cold forehead.
Hidan
stirred a little, and smiled in his heavy sleep.
Kakuzu smirked.
"You did overdo it you idiot. I Told ya so."
