Maya's heart almost stopped

Maya's heart almost stopped. If she had heard the older man correctly, she was about to shit. In fact, she might just do that still.

"Excuse me?" She said into the telephone's receiver, hoping the man was joking. O yea, this was Miles Edgeworth. He DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO JOKE. Shit.

"I said, that today Wright was telling me about how well along Franziska was with her pregnancy, and I was thinking that if by any chance we were to incorporate ourselves in procreation, I would be less then bothered by it. It would be welcomed, surely." She almost dropped the phone.

It had been two months since they had gotten married, and she was definably NOT planning on getting fat that early.

"Uhmm...Miles, honey...Are you sure you've taken your medication today? You seem to be a bit...weird."

"Thats not necessarily true, and stop making it sound like I need medication to be as well adjusted as I am. Honestly, Maya, I was just making it clear that if by any chance you were wanting to try I would be more then happy to reproduce with you."

Suddenly, Maya was feeling like a little innocent teenager again with no intelligence of anything mature in any sense.

"Can we talk about this at home? It's a little...out there..."

The Prosecutor laughed and they each hung up, Maya returning to her shopping and Miles to his conversation with Phoenix.

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Miles after phone call--

"What did she say?"

"...She said she was considering children."

"Lying fool! She was probably completely scared, and that's foolish in itself! You're all fools. Wright! Now, go get some me damn hamburgers!" Franziska cracked her whip, frightening both men to attention.