Authors note: This is a parody about Clarisse and Percy Jackson. It's a Parody to Jolene by Dolly Parton. I hope you like it! Sang from Annabeth's P.O.V. or Grover's I guess. Now to the song!

Clarisse

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse

I'm begging you don't hurt Percy Jackson

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse

Please don't hurt him just because you can

Your stubbornness beyond compare

A hero's skin your spear will tear

A bleeding scream

A laugh because you're mean

Your violence brings a lot of pain

Might as well be a hero's bane I can't always protect him Clarisse

Has nightmares of you when he sleeps

And there's nothing I can do to keep

From screaming when you attack him Clarisse

I couldn't easily understand

Why you'd want to hurt Jackson

You don't know he might save the world Clarisse

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse

I'm begging you don't hurt Percy Jackson

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse

Please don't hurt him just because you can

You must think toilets are fine

When you're looking to waste some time

But did you want to be soaking Clarisse?

He's stronger than you could imagine

Our safetyness depends on him

And whatever you decide to do Clarisse

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse

I'm begging you don't hurt Percy Jackson

Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse, Clarisse

Please don't hurt him just because you can

Clarisse

CLARISSE