It was a busy Tuesday night on the twelfth of December, business as usual. Though unannounced to the frolicking masses of people in GD, tonight was going to be a special night for the couple who captivated them.

Sitting down at a table, Astrophiliac was relaxing after a quite rough and exhausting day. She reflected on the numerous times she Rejected Chico Malo's advances and she felt that there would be no end to his pursuit. Ignoring him would be pointless as he would merely create a new account and start anew. She placed her elbow on the table and curled a lock of her hair around her dainty fingers, pondering if there would ever be an escape.

SLAM!

A startled Astrophiliac jumped in her seat, her train of thought derailed by the man before her. His eyes bored into her soul as he leaned toward her, his tan meaty palms bracing himself. Chico had exhausted what he believed to be his last few options, with one last desperate attempt he now bears himself Topless and donning ass-less chaps before her. He stood , calm and motionless, waiting to see her response.

The crowds of people in GD fell silent, all the bystanders watched in awe at the spectacle. "These are my choices" felt a disconnect from reality, the events before to appaling to absorb. God-The-Almighty watched from a distance knowing from this moment forward anything was possible. "aneedleunderthenail" and "freakleaf" had the unfortunate happenstance to have a clear view of Chico's hairless ass, razor burn and all.

"He really went all-out this time." a disoriented fusfy whispered to God-the-almighty, the woman shaking her head.

Despite the audacious advance, Astrophiliac found it somehow endearing for the amount of effort he was exerting. She slowly slid out of her seat. As she approached him from around the table her seductive and graceful walk contrasted her suitor's brutish blatant and unorganized movements.

She leaned over to his left ear and whispered "For Once I'm impressed".
Frozen in place, his submissive gesture of bearing all before her appeared to have attracted her. A sign of trust he began thinking. He wondered why he had not devised this scheme earlier.

She tentatively examined Chico's muscular physic. Slowly she drew her finger down the curl of his spine, his body shivered in ecstasy.

His timing was impeccable, the sun slowly slipped beyond the horizon and the stars began to twinkle in the ever darkening dusk sky. Now before her are the two thing she loves most, his celestial body and those celestial bodies in the heavens above.

Chico had never felt so enthused in his life. He began to wonder if compared to this moment, had he ever felt true happiness before? All that which came before now felt fleeting. The deep fire of love spread throughout his body. His loins burning with passion. All the times he embarrassed her, it was all to distract him from these feelings he kept hidden inside, that he couldnt quite express until now.

"Chico lay down on the table, face to the stars, I want you to see the sky above."

Chico obeyed, he would not falter now in his time of glory.

Astrophiliac knelt down and grabbed the cactus she saw earlier. She examined the specimen, it's sharp fine needles ready to taste chicos bare flesh. In her heart of hearts she knew this is what chico had yearned for for so long. She grabbed the plant by it's pot and poised herself before him.

The onlookers gasped in horror, their mouths agape and brows furrowed, they knew what was to come next.

"What do you feel dear Chico?" she asked gently.

Chico looked upon the wondrous night sky, he smiled and responded "peace".

Then with one swift motion, true love was born in the GD.

The End