Disclaimer:I do not own yugioh. I do not own yugioh. I do not own yugioh. Get it yet?

Warning: Suggestive themes, cursing, and a weird.'scene'.

Becka: Yo.

Bastet: Erm...yes...'yo'.

Becka: k', so this is my new story. At least until I get inspiration For 'Yeah right.'!

Bastet: You're so lazy.

Becka: I'm also bored... Hey, I know! Malik, come here!

Malik(who is suddenly there): You rang?

Becka/puts collar on malik/ You're my pet for the day. Now on with the story!

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Chapter 1:Clubs and a mistake

A nineteen-year-old Yugi looked around the strip club he and his best friend, Joey, had had just entered. The room was engulfed in flashing red and blue lights, which gave the atmosphere and bit of a sexy edge. Quite...graphic posters lined the walls, increasing te feeling. Young men were drinking and smoking and watching the show,. which was currently young, sexy hookers dancing on the bar-like stage, practically begging to be fucked by thier audience(sp?). Moans and pants came from the spare rooms reserved for...pleasure, most of which were full. Yugi blushed hotly

"Joey," Yugi began, "Are you sure we shood have come here?...It makes me feel kind of dirty..." He whispered, blushing heavier as he noticed many of the hookers meantally undressing his leather-clad body. His outfit included a white leather top that stoped right above his navel and an extremly tight pair of white leather pants that fit like a second skin, which the hookers were apparently very glad he was wearing. This was, ofcourse, accompanied with and least 20 silver braclets, 5 belts, and his millenium puzzle.

Joey laughed. "A' course you do! There are lots a' sexy ladies up there just waiting to get at yah'!" He said, winking. "Man yuge, you're lucky! You're a chick magnet!" Yugi now resembled a tomato. "Aw, lighten up, yuge! We're here to get you un-innocent! You're nineteen and you haven't even started dating!" He pointed out. " This should knock the innocence right outta' ya'! So go ahead, drink, be merry, and for god's sake man, lay somebody! Now if you'll excuse me, I see a beer over there with my name on it!" he said, hot-footing it over to the drink bar.

Yugi, still tomato-like, imediatly headed over to the bar( the one with the hookers) to take his friend's advice. It was true Joey didn't know much, but he was completely right about yugi's love life. He had never gone out, let alone have sex with anyone, even though he had tons of fangirls who would any day. It was about time he did! Besides, He was quite a bit...what was it called again?...Oh yes. Horny. So, his decision(sp?) made, he sat down at the bar to decide which hooker was most drool-worthy.

...Wow, that didn't take long. There was one who was rather close by, who was drop.dead.sexy!...And, aparrently, had a thing for leather. Yay. She had golden blonde hair that was drawn back into a ponytail and sexy slanted red eyes. Hair skin was so pale and so fair that yugi wanted to taste it and kiss it and oww, do other stuff. She wore a tight red leather sleeve-less top and a pair of tight blak leather pants that looked as if they had been attacked by some wild animal and showed off all her curves. That wasn't the best part. No, the best part was that she had seen him staring and was leaning over him, serveying him with a look of lust in her eyes.(a/n: anyone who has read my other story probably knows who this is. If you do, say so in your reveiw, and you get a bar-yugi plushie! yay!)

"Hey sexy." She whispered, running her tongue(sp?) up the side of his neck, smirking. She climbed down into his lap, and faceing him, she continued the motion.

He moaned gently. "H-hi." he replied, not quite knowing what else to say. He shyly wraped one arm around her waist and used the other to hold her head to his neck. "Wanna have sex?" he asked quietly, blushing heavily. She smirked.

"Hell yeah.That's what i'm here for." She said, climbing off him and taking his hand, motioning him to come with her. She walked over to the other bar and asked the owner of the club for a key to a spare room. He handed it to her hesitantly, and she ran over to the room trying to get the door unlocked. Yugi was about to walk into the room, but the bar manager stopped him.

"Hey kid, come here." he said, and yugi walk over curiously. "If that girl you 'bout to screw gives you anything to drink, don't drink it. All the other people who've screwed her Have been found in the bed next morning, naked, not remembering anything. We think she drugged 'em." the bar owner said, and yugi nodded, Running back into the room... only to be pushed to the floor and stripped by the already naked hooker. She smirked at his sirprized and cauious(sp?) look.

" This your first time?" she asked him. He nodded. "I thought so," she began, smirking, "you look virgin. Nervious?" Nodd." Don't worry, you'll like it. Now fuck me!"

Time change

"M-my god,... are you sure you were a virgin! That was fucking good!" The hooker panted.

"Was I really that good?" Yugi asked weakly,

"Hell yes!...I might just go and rub it in the other hooker's' faces! You tasted good...to bad for you i'm hungry..." She lowered her head, and Yugi, expecting to get a kiss, closed his eyes... only to scream out in pain a moment later as pain shot throught his neck.

Then everything went black.

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Becka: What's wrong with yugi!

Bastet: Well he's-

Becka: Shh! don't tell them!

Bastet: Sorry!

Becka: It's k. /yanks malik's collar/ Ok, smexy-malik-pet! tell the nice reveiwers the deal.

Malik: Ok, becka will only write more if she gets 5 reveiws, good or bad. reveiwers, (along with the people who figured out who yugi's hooker is), will recive club yugi and club joey plushies. So please, r&r! I don't want to be chained up like this forever!