Joker was just walking around the mansion near the smash battlefield... and then he groaned as he felt something.
"Damn it, not again... I told that cat to check the food he got!" Joker snarled as he let out a fart.
"Holy shit, are you okay?" A Piranha Plant snapped from nearby as he was just sitting there.
"Oh you know just trying to enjoy my day and NO I'M NOT OKAY!" Joker screamed as he farted again.
"That is... something." Bayonetta murmured as she was getting turned on.
"No, don't you dare get excited from this!" Joker snapped as he couldn't control his farting, which caused the pillars nearby to break apart.
"It's hard not to look away when you're doing that..." The male version of Corrin pointed out while in the form of a dragon.
"Yeah, I thought only us girls did this." Female Corrin commented as she let out a cute little poot while being in her regular human state.
Joker thought his stinky day of letting out farts was a tragedy, but then he realized... it's a comedy. Only for it to get more darker as King K. Rool suddenly bodyslammed onto Joker.
"That's for stealing my crown you big piece of shit." K. Rool huffed as he dusted off his hands, brushed back his red cape and walked away.
Joker groaned in pain as he couldn't feel anything in his body, letting out a whimpy toot as Wario came rolling by on his bike and ran him over.
"And that's for stealing my friggin' car you butthead!" Wario laughed as he flung one of his boogers onto Joker's broken body, riding off into the distance.
Joker was in so much pain that he couldn't even say the n word, only being able to break wind as a raspy blast of fart gas escaped from him.
