This is called "could not resist." This song came on my MP3 player in the car and I couldn't help rewriting it in my head, or get the rewritten version out of my head. I do not own "Granger Danger" or A Very Potter Musical.

Lily

Xant

Both


Here I am, face to face,

With a situation I never,

Thought I'd ever see. Strange.

How a dress can take a mess and make her nothing less than,

Beautiful to me.

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured.

Something deep inside has changed.

They've been opened wide but hold that trigger.

This could mean...

Danger...

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,

I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,

With the human whore.

What? What the hell is this?

You except me to sing about him?

I don't care about him.

It's just a little change up...

Lily, wake up! I'm mistaken.

He is the HOTTEST guy I've ever seen!

Now, because he's like a guy I've never seen.

Don't know why I'd ever be so mean.

This could mean...

Danger...

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,

I could be falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,

With the demon traitor.

I wanna let her know...

I feel so queasy.

But I can't let it show...

She'd laugh, dear Lily.

Come on, Xant, Lily,

You gotta let it go!

You gotta let it go...

Here I am, face to face, What! What the hell is this!

With a situation I never, I want to sing about him,

Thought I'd ever see. Strange. Sing about him...

How a dress can take a mess, I want to make up,

And make her nothing less than, Demon, wake up!

Beautiful to me... I've been mistaken...

It seems like my eyes have been transfigured, He is the hottest guy I've ever seen,

Something deep inside has changed, Now, because he's like a guy I've never seen,

They've been opened wide but hold that trigger... Don't know why I'd ever be so mean...

This could mean...

Danger...

I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,

I think I'm falling in love, falling in love, falling in love,

With the human whore...

With the demon traitor...

For them I would die for...

Danger...


It was bugging me, so I had to write it. Let me tell you, coming up with rhymes to replace "Hermione Granger" took a long time, and I'm still not happy with them.