AN: So… this is was written with my good friend . (This story will be there too). This is what happens when we get bored in class xD. Please review if you want us to continue, also, each chapter is at different times, it's not all linked together ;)Here's the Crabs song: .com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4 ;) (Just read and you'll get that xD). Btw, this fic also includes Jacob Ben Israel, Jeff (the Warbler), Nick and an OC, Jeff the Unicorn!Oh, and we don't own Glee (sadly D: )

David: Wesley, where are yah bro?

Wes: Sitting on Jeff.

David: You mean Jeff the Warbler? O.o

Wes: O.o no? Jeff the Unicorn! :')David: I'm never giving you my mushrooms again…

Wes: WHHHYYY? D:

David: You're to hyper for them. Plus what's the url for that crab song? Blaine wants to watch.Wes: Hmph, but they're so good! The link is on my wall of you go down a bit.(:*15 minutes later*

David: LOL, F'N, LOL! "I got a big bag of Arabs here!"

Wes: Arabs… THE F*CK?

David: Damn you auto correct…

Wes: You racist bitch…xD

David: What are Arabs anyways…?

Wes: People from Arabia… geez, you do geography with me .

David: Ohh yeah, I forgot…

Wes: I'VE GOT A BIG BAG OF ARABS HERE.

David: Gosh Wes… it's Arabs, I mean Arabs… OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH MY IPHONE.

Wes: Mwahahaha, I'm gonna put them in my mouth, oh yes ^^

David: Are Arabs black?

Wes: Yes, like us xD

David: Mint!

Wes: Well, I'm more tan… but yeah (:David: I'm just black ^^

Wes: ASDFGHJKL, this is racist.

David: Not really, plus no one's gonna read it :P

Wes: Ah, true… phew!

Jacob: I'm reading… ;)

Wes: Oh no… the stalker from Face book ):

David: Calm down Wes! Think of Jeff!

Jeff: Um…?

Wes: Rawr… Jeff ;D

David: Erm, Wes… that's-

Nick: WES, ARE YOU FLIRTIN' WITH MY MAN?

Wes: Wait a second… how is my unicorn on this chat?

Jeff: I'm not a unicorn…Jeff the Unicorn: I AM! HAI WES! 3

Wes: JEFFY!

Jeff the Unicorn: Hi Wes!

Wes: How are you? And NO Nick, I was Not flirting with yo' man…

Jeff the Unicorn: Haha, LOL. I can't believe you don't realize that this is Jacob… ;)

Wes: OMFG, just GO AWAY -_-

David: Ew, just ew.

Wes: Yeah… ew. Let's go get some tacos David! (:

David: Ok ;)