"But Kakuzu! We NEED the heat on! It's the middle of WINTER!" Pain screamed
"It cost too much." Kakuzu stated flatly.
"I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COST! GET THE HEAT TURNED BACK ON NOW!"
"Pain for the last time yelling at him isn't going to make him turn it back on you have to negotiate with him." Konan stated from across the room where she was folding a paper dog
"Uggh FINE! What will it take to get you to turn the heat back on?"
"We'll have to cut the food bill by half."
"What, are you crazy! We can't do that! There's barely enoph food for all of us now!"
"Then the heat will remain off." Kakuzu stated flatly.
Konan sighed "You couldn't stop being cheep even if you tried."
"So, why should I care about that?"
Pain smirked evilly "Because if you can stop being cheep for one mission I'll let you cancel the cable and you can keep the money that went to pay for it"
Kakuzu smiled evilly behind his mask This will be easy money! "Your on."
"Alright here's how this will work. On your next mission you'll have to buy whatever Hidan asks for, and to make shur that you won't cheat Zetsu will follow you."
"Fine but no one can tell Hidan about this and when I win you'll also have to pay me back all the money that I've spent on Hidan."
"Deal" Pain and Kakuzu shook hands and then pain gave Kakuzu the info for the zombie duos next mission.
Damnit! What have I gotten myself into! I'll end up spending twice as much on Hidan then I would have on the heat bill!…No I won't. I'll get it all back and more once I win. This will be easy! I can go a few days without being cheep….can't I?
