(Chris Mclean sits in a camera room with Chef beside him. Chris faces the camera.)
Chris: Hello, Regular Show fans and Total Drama fans! I'm your amazingly super hot host, Chris Mclean!
Chef:(reads a magazine) Huh? (looks up and sees camera) Whatchu lookin at! (reads magazine again)
Chris: And...that's Chef! You may all know us from series' such as Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action, and Total Drama World Tour!
Chef: Cut to the chase man, I'm gettin bored!
Chris: Okay, okay! So, you all love the drama, the contestants, the drama! We at Total Drama Inc. noticed that Regular Show, which airs on CN in the U.S., is getting these following advantages: the ratings, the fans, and many more!
Chef: Show's so popular, it got nominated for an Emmy!
Chris: I know! What's up with that? Sure, my show's gotten some measly awards, but seriously, an Emmy? (rubs his forehead with irritation) So, here's what I did. I sent contracts to everyone that stars in the series. Wanna know a twist? They don't know that they're part of any show. They just live their lives like you readers do!
Chef: It's gonna stay that way! No one knows a thing!
Chris: As far as you guys know, we picked these guys: Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Benson, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Margaret and Eileen. As far as THEY know, they're all signed up for a free luxurious trip around the world in a big, huge yacht where they can enter a drawing and try to win a million big ones!
Chef:(looks at pics of the "yacht") Hehe, yeah right.
Chris: Chef is right! Only part of what I said is true. Instead, they'll be traveling around the world in a 500 year old haunted pirate ship! I'll describe the piece of crap in two words: not luxurious.
Chef: Yep! It has two rooms set up with dusty bunkbeds, and...all the stuff they need!
Chris: We'll be traveling to places where the contestants will compete in challenges and try their best to win 1 million dollars! And..(reads paper) That's pretty much it!
Chef: Wait, aren't you forgettin' something?
Chris:(scratches head) Oh that's right Chef! (looks at camera) Here's where you, the readers, will come in! We only have 9 contestants signed up, we just need to know from you guys: Which original Total Drama contestants should we take on tour with us? I'm only taking 7 of them. First seven different names I see will be in it to win it! Just press that review button down below and get to it, readers! See ya next time! And by the way, if you put Blaineley, I'll pretend it's not there. She is NOT allowed back in any show I do!
Chef:(chuckles) She's one sly fox, man, I tell ya..
Chris: Yeah, she is...
Please review and put your favorite contestant in! The first 7 will get to go on a voyage with folks from Regular Show! Stay tuned and please review! Thanks a billion! :D
