I had the weirdest dream and it was the insparation for this oneshot.
Please r&r. Really stupid story doesn't even follow the manga storyline Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto Otherwise I would have been born in the beautiful land of Nihon.

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"All right, Sakura, this mission is really important, and your one of the best kunoichi at infiltration. All we need you to do is gather info on the sand and their tactics while pretending your are getting ready for the opening ceremonies of the chuunin exams, got it?" Kakashi had asked of her just a day before the exams.

"Okay! I'll do it" She had answered.

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The next day ---

'I can't believe they talked me into this! All these girls look like they will find me out in about two seconds' She thought nervously.

"All right, girls into the changing rooms. You have to look presentable"
a rather fierce-looking Jounin from sand said irratably.

'Alright! This is easier than I thought!'

While she was changing a sash landed square on her face. "Put it on from shoulder to hip, it is supposed to show that you are single."

"Oh... Okay" was sakura's reply.

As she came out she saw that some of the kunoichi were sparring with eachother and some of the guys.

"Hey! You with the pink hair! Come get some gear!" Another irratible jounin said.

"Oh this is troublesome... we don't have anything in your size. Can you deal with something a little bigger?"

"Sure." She replied flatly.

While the jounin was in the back a brown haired boy with a gourd and a scowl came up to wait in line be hind her. "You want a tour? You don't look like you know the territory well."

"Sure, why not. It's not like I have anything else to do." Sakura said somewhat nervously.

"Well are you coming?" He asked seeing as he was already a few yards ahead of her.

"But what about my gear?"

"You won't need it. We're not sparring, are we?"

"O-okay"

"Um...may I ask your name?" She questioned after some time.

"Gaara of the sand, and your's is?"

"Sakura"

"Oh crap! we've got to run! Here come Kankuro and Temari." Gaara said after another uncomfortable silence.

"Who?"

"My siblings. They won't like seeing you with me."

"Okay"

"Then Let's move!"

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After they got away ---

'Looks like I have all the info I need, when he's not in public Gaara is pretty talkitive'

"Thank you so much Gaara. It seems that I have to go now"

"I know." came, much to Sakura's suprise, his reply.

As they reach the edge of the space in Konaha set out for the people of the village of sand she said,"Just so you know I am not from sand."

Again for once he had a reply,"I know, you didn't know who my siblings are, and you don't fear my name like most shinobi. I am the Kazekage's son."

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Okay I know it's stupid but I thought it would be a good fic so don't kill me alright? Just r&r Please. Oh I would like to thank Charlize Miller and Lostmoonchild for reviewing my other fic. Sayonara!