Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine nor is Rock Lee.

Summary: Read the title, get the hint.

AN: This story is a sort of parody with no link to the series whatsoever. Don't be surprised when you see the sand nins or oro-chan.


Lee's Journey to Find an Identity

Prologue


Rock Lee was a happy, confident youth of 13. His teammates consisted of Hyuuga Neiji and Tenten who happens to have no surname. His sensei/father/role model is Gai and his animal is the beautiful green beast of Konoha which happens to be a turtle.

The love of his life is Haruno Sakura, age 12. Her teammates consisted of Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke, his rival for her heart. Her sensei is the hip rival of his sensei, Hatate Kakshi.

As it so happens, it was the love of his life, the beautiful lotus of Konoha, that caused this extremely tremendous change in the green-clad youth. It all began in front of the flower shop owned by the Yamanaka's….

He had just finished training with his sensei and was to run around Konoha 5000 times when he saw her, his beautiful, extremely (too) pink, blossom, Sakura, talking to the blonde girl in a pony tail in front of what seemed to be a flower shop. Doing what he always did, he ran up to her to once again ask her out in his newest nice guy pose.

"Sakura! Will…" Before he could even finish, Sakura held up her hand to hush him and smiled grimly at him.

"Lee, Rock Lee. I will tell you one time and one time only. I DO NOT LIKE YOU! It is against my beliefs to go out with someone like you with eyebrows as thick as yours, with clothes as green as yours, with hair like yours!" Lee opened and closed his mouth like a gaping fish. Then…

"Sakura…what are you trying to say!" Sakura growled at Lee's reply.

"What I am trying to say is for you to get yourself a LIFE! Gosh! If you were Sasuke, maybe. But get a Life! I will never go out with someone like you!" and with that the pink lotus of Konoha stalked off to look for her sweet Sasuke.

Lee just stood there and then in a flash of light he ran to the library and grabbed a dictionary.

"Life, life, life, looking for life…" And clearly stated in bold words under the word life was:

Life: (lie-f)

the spirit of a person. (nah! Thought Lee, I already got plenty of that!)

the identity of a person. (hmm…don't I already have one?)

And the list goes on. (nope…nah…wow! But no…er..)

Finally he decided to go with the only one that seemed to make sense.

Lee was ecstatic. An identity! That's what he needed! A new identity! But who's?

And so begins Lee's journey to find an identity.


Ending comments: So how did you guys like it? I sorta changed it but ya wouldn't know the difference,ne! Read and Review, plz!