Luffy...That's my skirt!

"Where are we now?" Luffy whined. He looked to Nami.

They were sailing on the Going Merry in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight.

"Um" she looked at her wrist and saw that she had forgotten her log pose in her room. "I don't know, I forgot the log pose in my room, could you get it Luffy?"

Luffy felt lazy,so he said,"Zoro, you get it"

-snore-

"Then you get it Ussop"

"She asked you", Ussop replied. Luffy sighed. 'Iguess its no use' he thought and made his way up to her room. When he entered her room he started to search around. "Where are you?" he said to himself. He then spotted it on her bed next to Nami's skirt. 'Nami likes to wear these a lot...I wonder'.

The crew then turned around from the sound of a door closing. Sanji's eyes then turned into hearts. He was staring at what he thought to be a woman's ankles. "What beautiful legs, certainly this beaty even surpasses Nami's" Sanji said. His cigarette dropped his heart-filled eyes were soon broken with shocked eyes. He looked looked from her ankles up her legs pst her skirt onto a flat-chested red vest.

"Ha ha ha" Zoro laughed slapping him on the back,"I thought you loved women!"

"Luffy! That's mine take that off!" Nami snapped.

"But its comfortable" Luffy whined. "Now I know why you wear them so much" That made everyone laugh harder.

-

After he put back the skirt and put his shorts back on.

"Did you have to do it in front of us?" Ussop said with a sick looking face.

Luffy laughed

"Oh Nami, here's your log pose" he said handing it to her.

"Thanks" she said then looked to which direction the next island could be, "The next island is North"

"Yosh! Full speed that way to island of meat!" Luffy shouted pointing east.

"How can you assume that? Plus north is that way" Zoro said pointing south.

Nami sighed. "North is that way", she said pointing in the right direction.

-A Day Later-

"Ah, finally here" Luffy said as he jumped off the ship.

Everyone else left the ship. So that left Luffy to browse around the town. Minutes later he was passing by stores when he saw a clothing store so he walked in.

He was looking around when something caught his eye...a skirt. He then grabbed it when went to the counter.

"I'll take this!" He told the casheir with a big smile.

"Is this for a girlfriend?" The cashier asked.

"Nope...It's for me!"

-END-