McCoy knew something was up. He could feel it in his Bones.
Jim had been acting strangely for the past couple of days. Shifty and anxious, jumping every time someone entered a room, spacing out and smiling randomly like he'd just remembered a joke that only he was in on. It was starting to creep him out.
He knew his friend was hiding something but despite several attempts and half a bottle of Saurian brandy he couldn't get him to spit it out.
Speaking of, where the devil is he. Man was supposed to be here 20 min ago.
They had plans to meet up for dinner in the officers rec-room during Beta shift and Jim was late. Bones sat waiting at their usual table. After another 10 minutes and still no Captain he had had enough and decided to go look for his friend. Exiting the turbo lift he marched straight down the corridors and to the Captains quarters, not even pausing before opening the doors and entering the room.
"Spock… Mnn… Ah! Fuck me harder! I need it…"
"Jim…"
Oh God…
"Sweet Jesus my eyes!" He exclaimed before promptly turning around and exiting the room.
He'd walked in on Kirk being pressed face first up against the wall, one leg up on the desk beside him and both hands held above his head by one of Spock's as the pointy eared hobgoblin had ravaged his neck while pounding into him from behind, cock clearly visible as it slid in and out of his Captains hole.
The image was burned into his retinas. He shook his head to try and get it out but with no success. He was thoroughly traumatised.
"Think this calls for the fire whisky." He mumbled as he made his way back to his quarters.
His com beeped and upon answering Jim's slightly frantic voice came over the speaker.
"Bones I can explain…"
"Save it. Just tell the green blooded hobgoblin to remember that if he ever hurts you there is a chance I might accidentally put something nasty into his next set of mandatory Ankara flu vaccinations." He said cutting the captain off.
"Bones…"
"I'll see you tomorrow for lunch Jim." He said before cutting the communication and turning off his com.
He had known something was up and now he knew what that something was.
He only wished he'd found out another way.
Bloody lovesick fools. Remember to lock the door next time.
