One day in the Village Hidden in the Leaf, Naruto and Sasuke were having ramen. "Its too hot, Sasuke-kun~," said Naruto. Sasuke reached over and grabbed the ramen bowl and blew on it. "That should help," said Sasuke with a wink. Naruto smiled and said, "Thanks Sasuke-kun~! It always tastes better when you blow on it." Sasuke started feeling hot, but he knew it wasn't a fire jutsu. Sasuke said "I think I need to get some air." "I think I know what you need," Naruto said as he summoned two shadow clones. Sasuke was confused. "I don't know what you mean Naruto." "That's fine" Naruto responded, "I know exactly what to do." "W-what are you doing, Naruto?" Sasuke said as clones started to take off his clothes. "Don't worry about me," Naruto said, "I would be more worried about yourself." - insert wink here- Naruto whipped out his long, undulating, "Sage Stick". Sasuke's eyes widened as he saw his best friends THREE FOOT LONG FROG SAGE SCHLONG. "That won't fit in my ass," Sasuke said with a smirk. "Just wait," said Naruto, "I will fit three of them." All three of the Narutos walked behind Sasuke and shoved their respective dicks into his clenched asshole. "Wait," said Sasuke, "we're still in public." "That just means more people get see how much of a bitch you are," Naruto said with a laugh. Then Naruto started to pump his three cocks into Sasuke's tender asshole. "Naruto, let me suck your dick," Sasuke yelled in pain. "I can't take it anymore, Orochimaru was never this rough." "YOU FUCKED OROCHIMARU?!" Naruto yelled. He made five more clones. Three shoved their cocks in his mouth, while the other two fucked his eye sockets. Sasuke yelled in pain as he was ripped apart. Naruto finished on his exploded friend and said, "I love you, Sasugay."

The End.