DISCLAIMER: No I don't own twilight. Well no I own Twilight! But no I don't own the idea of twilight. Sigh.

A.N. This idea randomly popped into my head while I was watching Ghost Hunters. Weird. But the part about Bella falling was something that JasperSAYSrelax128 had come up with.

Edward went out hunting today with Emmett and Jasper. Sigh. That means Alice gets to play 'Bella Barbie'. Sigh, again. So now I'm stuck in Alice's bathroom getting my hair done. While Alice was curling my hair I noticed Rosalie putting on some type of lotion in the mirror. Why would she put on lotion? She's a vampire.

"Um Rose what are you putting on your face?" I asked her.

"I'm putting on Anti-Aging cream, Bella. DUH!" She snickered.

"But Rosalie, YOU DON'T AGE!" I laughed at her! Why would a vampire need anti-aging cream?

"Well then its obviously working!" She rolled her eyes and walked out of the room. I looked over at Alice, who had stopped working on my hair to watch us. As soon as we heard the door in Alice's room shut we just started laughing.

"Ally how did you not see that coming?!" I managed out between giggles.

"DUH! BELLA! I WAS FOCUSED ON YOUR HAIR!" That sent us both into another fit of giggles. I heard the door open downstairs and immediately knew who it was! YAY! Edward! I got up out of the chair that Alice had been working on my hair in and ran down the stairs. Right before I got to the bottom I heard Alice scream. Somehow that made me get distracted and lose my footing. So I fell, but of course I expected Edward to be right there to catch me!

THUD!

I hit the floor and looked up to see Edward mortified that he hadn't caught me and Emmett and Jasper looking like they were debating between laughing or running. Then all of a sudden Emmett fell to the floor laughing so hard, it really made ROTFL real. Jasper looked over at him and shook his head. Then he went upstairs probably to find Alice. Wait ALICE! WHY WAS SHE SCREAMING! I stood up and ran back of the stairs. Of course in my attempt to go fast I just managed to fall down again. Except this time I was on the middle of the staircase and started swirling down the spirl staircase until I reached the bottom with another THUD! This sent Emmett into another ROAR of laughter.

Dang. I'm never going to learn how to walk am I?