A likely story
Disclaimer: I don' own the game with the guys that attack each other and have the name 'Poké' or 'mon' in the name!
The sun rises gracefully over Cerulean City.
Mewtwo: (watching MTV eating pretzels) Too much hair. (Phone rings) Uh, this is Mewtwo, whaddya want?
Mew: Hi, Twoie.
Mewtwo: Oh, hi, Mew.
Mew: What'cha doin', lover?
Mewtwo: o__O Watchin' TV.
Mew: Mind if I come over?
Mewtwo: Which kind of 'come over'?
Mew: Anyway you want.
Mewtwo: Ok, whatever floats your boat. Bye. (Hangs up)
Lugia comes in.
Lugia: Grrrrrrrreetings!
Mewtwo: Stop with the Urkel act, Lugia.
Lugia: Sorry, geez, kill the mood! Mew comin' by today?
Mewtwo: Yup.
Lugia: Why?
Mewtwo: Get a 'jump start' to the morning.
Lugia: Can I jump start my morning too?
Mewtwo: Nah, it'd just be awkward, what with me and Mew doin' each other.
Lugia: Uh huh...call me when you feel like playin' pool or something!
Lugia leaves, and bumps into Mew.
Lugia: Morning Mew.
Mew: Um...hi.
Lugia: So, what'cha doin' today?
Mew: Eh, I'm gonna 'jump start' my morning...and Mewtwo's.
Lugia: Can I watch? (Gets goofy grin)
Mew: Oh, knock it off, you pervert! (Goes into Unknown Dungeon)
Lugia: Man, such a bi-
Mew: I HEARD THAT!
Lugia: Well, I'm not gonna say nothin' else then. (Leaves)
Meanwhile, in Unknown Dungeon...
Mewtwo: So, what do you wanna do?
Mew: Depends on you...tell me.
Mewtwo: Well...um...
Mew: Go on, you know you wanna.
Mewtwo: Wanna make out?
Mew: How about you change 'out' with 'love'.
Mewtwo: Ok, make love?
Mew: Better. Yes.
Back at Whirl Islands...
Lugia: (watching VH1 eating Doritos) He needs to grow his hair long. (Phone rings) Uh, this is Lugia.
Celebi: Hi, Lugie! (Another Mewluver joke, I don' own it!)
Lugia: Please don't call me that...
Celebi: (gay laugh) Aaaanyway, what'cha doin'...
Lugia: Watch some dork on TV.
Celebi: Can I come over?
Lugia: Which kind?
Celebi: Say what?
Lugia: Huh?
Celebi: What?
Lugia: Who?
Celebi: Um...
Lugia: Celebi?
Celebi: ......
Lugia: .......
Celebi: .......
(2 Hours Later)
Lugia: ......Ceeeeeelebi?
Celebi: ...............................why?
Lugia: Look, just get over here!
Celebi: Ok, then, bye! (Lugia hangs up first)
Lugia: (Thinks) (Why does being gay have to be so...difficult?!)
Back at Unknown Dungeon...
Mewtwo: (Watching Sonic SatAM with Mew) Aren't you surprised The Kanto Network bought this show?
Mew: I'm surprised you knew that it would happen as soon as we made love.
Mewtwo: Man, afterglow can really give you kick in the teeth...
Mew: Yep...
Lugia busts in and is kicking Zapdos in the face.
Lugia: WHO IN THE FLAMING BLACK KING OF PICHUS DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHY ARE YOU TRYIN' TO STEAL MY SEREBII-SAN?!?
Mewtwo and Mew: O.o 'Serebii-san'?!
Zapdos: You don't get it, you putz! He loves me!
Lugia: Shut up, punk! (Kicks Zapdos in the jewels, Zapdos screams like a girl)
Zapdos: (Zaps Lugia with a lightning bolt)
Celebi: WAIT!!!
Everyone freezes except for Mewtwo and Mew.
Mewtwo: What was that for?
Mew: The author's got his agile transitions on the rise again.
Mewtwo: Oh, lord...
Celebi: Ok, Lugia, what's goin' on?
Lugia: Well, Zapdos just kicked me a-, wait a minute! Celebi, why did it take you so long to answer me when I called you?
Zapdos: Cause he was givin' me a lap dance!
Celebi: Uhhhhhhhh, w-what?
Lugia: O.O Celebi???
Celebi: Lugia...I...I don't know how to say this.
Lugia: Say what?!
Zapdos: SAY IT!!! LUGIA MUST KNOW!!!
Lugia: Know what?!
Celebi: Um...Lugia...I kinda did lap dance for him.
Lugia: Meaning...
Celebi: I'm sorry...I kinda used you a few weeks back.
Mewtwo: So, you cheated on Lugia...that's horrid!
Mew: I agree...and yet, that's kinda arousing. Hey, Mewtwo, let's go in the closet... (winks)
Celebi: Shut up, Mew! How can you think of making love to Mewtwo at a time like this?!
Lugia: No, you shut up, bug boy! YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU...YOU...YOU...YOU POKé HUSSY!!!
Celebi: NO! YOU SHUT UP, BIRD...BIRD...BIRD DOOKIE!!! (Runs off crying)
Mewtwo: ...Um...ok, that was odd. Mew?
Mew: Quite possibly. Lugia, what's up with Celebi?
Lugia: (About to cry) I don't know, and I don't care, cause I'm leaving too! (Leaves)
Zapdos: Yeah, me three! I don't know why I came here in the first place either! (Zapdos also leaves and slams the door of U.D. shut)
Mewtwo: Ooooooook...wanna get a coffee?
Mew: Ok!
At a local Starbocks... (YES, IT IS A RIVAL COFFEE SHOP OF STARBUCKS!)
Mewtwo: Man, Mew...who'd guess when you watch TV one day, your lover rips your heart out so horrid like?
Mew: I dunno, but that wouldn't happen with us! (kisses Mewtwo on the cheek like Sally would with Sonic on many SatAM episodes)
Mewtwo: Heh heh... (Sips his coffee)
Outside, the sound of a nearby car crash is heard. Mewtwo and Mew run outside to discover...
Mew: OH, MY GOD!
Mewtwo: Man...and that was a good Honda, too! (Reads what year it was) '79?! THIS ACCORD SUCKS!
Mew: Mewtwo, Lugia's in the car!
Mewtwo: Uh oh...one more car crash, and Lugia don't qualify for poké insurance from Team Rocket!
Mew: Who'd do this?!
Lugia: Ugh...man, my head feels like hell...
Mew: Hey, look! Tire tracks!
Mewtwo: Mew, those probably came from when Lugia crashed.
Mew: No, look behind the car, baka!
Mewtwo: Oh, man...someone hit him! And ran like a chicken!
Mew: Yeah, but...who?
(Dramatic sting music plays, followed by a long pause)
Mewtwo: Did you just call me a baka?
Mew: (Hesitates to answer) Of course not!
Mewtwo: You're sure?
Mew: Ummmmm...yeah!
Mewtwo: You're positive?
Mew: Of course!
Mewtwo: Only ditzy girls are positive!
Mew: Well, that's bec-wait! DAMMIT, MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: (snicker)
To be continued?
(HOLY CRAP! A cliff-hanger! Celebi dumps Lugia, Mewtwo and Mew are dumb-founded, and Vicious Mewtwo is on a riot?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT???????? Why is the sky blue?! WHAT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE YETI?! WILL SATAM EVER APPEAR ON TOONAMI?!?!?!?!??! Hell, I don't know. All I know is...you must read and review this, and don't flame me. If you leave great reviews, I'll continue, OR...I'll just leave you in a cliff-hanger and make scream, 'WHY VICIOUS?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?' You know why...cause I can! You know why also? Cause I know your weakness! YOU KNOW WHY ALSO?!? ...cause I'm the king among humor fanfiction writers! Ok, my long session of taunting is over! Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna lock myself in my closet and read my latest issue of 'Walking'. By the way, did you know the best to walk is to put one foot in front of the other?)
STAY TUNED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Disclaimer: I don' own the game with the guys that attack each other and have the name 'Poké' or 'mon' in the name!
The sun rises gracefully over Cerulean City.
Mewtwo: (watching MTV eating pretzels) Too much hair. (Phone rings) Uh, this is Mewtwo, whaddya want?
Mew: Hi, Twoie.
Mewtwo: Oh, hi, Mew.
Mew: What'cha doin', lover?
Mewtwo: o__O Watchin' TV.
Mew: Mind if I come over?
Mewtwo: Which kind of 'come over'?
Mew: Anyway you want.
Mewtwo: Ok, whatever floats your boat. Bye. (Hangs up)
Lugia comes in.
Lugia: Grrrrrrrreetings!
Mewtwo: Stop with the Urkel act, Lugia.
Lugia: Sorry, geez, kill the mood! Mew comin' by today?
Mewtwo: Yup.
Lugia: Why?
Mewtwo: Get a 'jump start' to the morning.
Lugia: Can I jump start my morning too?
Mewtwo: Nah, it'd just be awkward, what with me and Mew doin' each other.
Lugia: Uh huh...call me when you feel like playin' pool or something!
Lugia leaves, and bumps into Mew.
Lugia: Morning Mew.
Mew: Um...hi.
Lugia: So, what'cha doin' today?
Mew: Eh, I'm gonna 'jump start' my morning...and Mewtwo's.
Lugia: Can I watch? (Gets goofy grin)
Mew: Oh, knock it off, you pervert! (Goes into Unknown Dungeon)
Lugia: Man, such a bi-
Mew: I HEARD THAT!
Lugia: Well, I'm not gonna say nothin' else then. (Leaves)
Meanwhile, in Unknown Dungeon...
Mewtwo: So, what do you wanna do?
Mew: Depends on you...tell me.
Mewtwo: Well...um...
Mew: Go on, you know you wanna.
Mewtwo: Wanna make out?
Mew: How about you change 'out' with 'love'.
Mewtwo: Ok, make love?
Mew: Better. Yes.
Back at Whirl Islands...
Lugia: (watching VH1 eating Doritos) He needs to grow his hair long. (Phone rings) Uh, this is Lugia.
Celebi: Hi, Lugie! (Another Mewluver joke, I don' own it!)
Lugia: Please don't call me that...
Celebi: (gay laugh) Aaaanyway, what'cha doin'...
Lugia: Watch some dork on TV.
Celebi: Can I come over?
Lugia: Which kind?
Celebi: Say what?
Lugia: Huh?
Celebi: What?
Lugia: Who?
Celebi: Um...
Lugia: Celebi?
Celebi: ......
Lugia: .......
Celebi: .......
(2 Hours Later)
Lugia: ......Ceeeeeelebi?
Celebi: ...............................why?
Lugia: Look, just get over here!
Celebi: Ok, then, bye! (Lugia hangs up first)
Lugia: (Thinks) (Why does being gay have to be so...difficult?!)
Back at Unknown Dungeon...
Mewtwo: (Watching Sonic SatAM with Mew) Aren't you surprised The Kanto Network bought this show?
Mew: I'm surprised you knew that it would happen as soon as we made love.
Mewtwo: Man, afterglow can really give you kick in the teeth...
Mew: Yep...
Lugia busts in and is kicking Zapdos in the face.
Lugia: WHO IN THE FLAMING BLACK KING OF PICHUS DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHY ARE YOU TRYIN' TO STEAL MY SEREBII-SAN?!?
Mewtwo and Mew: O.o 'Serebii-san'?!
Zapdos: You don't get it, you putz! He loves me!
Lugia: Shut up, punk! (Kicks Zapdos in the jewels, Zapdos screams like a girl)
Zapdos: (Zaps Lugia with a lightning bolt)
Celebi: WAIT!!!
Everyone freezes except for Mewtwo and Mew.
Mewtwo: What was that for?
Mew: The author's got his agile transitions on the rise again.
Mewtwo: Oh, lord...
Celebi: Ok, Lugia, what's goin' on?
Lugia: Well, Zapdos just kicked me a-, wait a minute! Celebi, why did it take you so long to answer me when I called you?
Zapdos: Cause he was givin' me a lap dance!
Celebi: Uhhhhhhhh, w-what?
Lugia: O.O Celebi???
Celebi: Lugia...I...I don't know how to say this.
Lugia: Say what?!
Zapdos: SAY IT!!! LUGIA MUST KNOW!!!
Lugia: Know what?!
Celebi: Um...Lugia...I kinda did lap dance for him.
Lugia: Meaning...
Celebi: I'm sorry...I kinda used you a few weeks back.
Mewtwo: So, you cheated on Lugia...that's horrid!
Mew: I agree...and yet, that's kinda arousing. Hey, Mewtwo, let's go in the closet... (winks)
Celebi: Shut up, Mew! How can you think of making love to Mewtwo at a time like this?!
Lugia: No, you shut up, bug boy! YOU BETRAYED ME, YOU...YOU...YOU...YOU POKé HUSSY!!!
Celebi: NO! YOU SHUT UP, BIRD...BIRD...BIRD DOOKIE!!! (Runs off crying)
Mewtwo: ...Um...ok, that was odd. Mew?
Mew: Quite possibly. Lugia, what's up with Celebi?
Lugia: (About to cry) I don't know, and I don't care, cause I'm leaving too! (Leaves)
Zapdos: Yeah, me three! I don't know why I came here in the first place either! (Zapdos also leaves and slams the door of U.D. shut)
Mewtwo: Ooooooook...wanna get a coffee?
Mew: Ok!
At a local Starbocks... (YES, IT IS A RIVAL COFFEE SHOP OF STARBUCKS!)
Mewtwo: Man, Mew...who'd guess when you watch TV one day, your lover rips your heart out so horrid like?
Mew: I dunno, but that wouldn't happen with us! (kisses Mewtwo on the cheek like Sally would with Sonic on many SatAM episodes)
Mewtwo: Heh heh... (Sips his coffee)
Outside, the sound of a nearby car crash is heard. Mewtwo and Mew run outside to discover...
Mew: OH, MY GOD!
Mewtwo: Man...and that was a good Honda, too! (Reads what year it was) '79?! THIS ACCORD SUCKS!
Mew: Mewtwo, Lugia's in the car!
Mewtwo: Uh oh...one more car crash, and Lugia don't qualify for poké insurance from Team Rocket!
Mew: Who'd do this?!
Lugia: Ugh...man, my head feels like hell...
Mew: Hey, look! Tire tracks!
Mewtwo: Mew, those probably came from when Lugia crashed.
Mew: No, look behind the car, baka!
Mewtwo: Oh, man...someone hit him! And ran like a chicken!
Mew: Yeah, but...who?
(Dramatic sting music plays, followed by a long pause)
Mewtwo: Did you just call me a baka?
Mew: (Hesitates to answer) Of course not!
Mewtwo: You're sure?
Mew: Ummmmm...yeah!
Mewtwo: You're positive?
Mew: Of course!
Mewtwo: Only ditzy girls are positive!
Mew: Well, that's bec-wait! DAMMIT, MEWTWO!
Mewtwo: (snicker)
To be continued?
(HOLY CRAP! A cliff-hanger! Celebi dumps Lugia, Mewtwo and Mew are dumb-founded, and Vicious Mewtwo is on a riot?! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT???????? Why is the sky blue?! WHAT IS THE MYSTERY OF THE YETI?! WILL SATAM EVER APPEAR ON TOONAMI?!?!?!?!??! Hell, I don't know. All I know is...you must read and review this, and don't flame me. If you leave great reviews, I'll continue, OR...I'll just leave you in a cliff-hanger and make scream, 'WHY VICIOUS?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?' You know why...cause I can! You know why also? Cause I know your weakness! YOU KNOW WHY ALSO?!? ...cause I'm the king among humor fanfiction writers! Ok, my long session of taunting is over! Now, if you don't mind, I'm gonna lock myself in my closet and read my latest issue of 'Walking'. By the way, did you know the best to walk is to put one foot in front of the other?)
STAY TUNED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
