The House of Cartman's Mom

"The House of Cartman's Mom"
by Xebot

Stan: [Singing to the tune of "House of the Rising Sun".]

There is a house in South Park
Mr. Hankey will not go
'Cause Cartman's full of hankey
And his mom's a felching ho'

His mother is a crack-whore
Sucked the rollers off my skates
His father is his mother
And don't discriminate

Now the only thing that Eric ever needs
Is a six-ton ala mode
And the only time that he's satisfied
Is when he's anal probed

*Solo*

Oh, mother tell your children
Not to do what he has done
Striptease for your mother
In the house of Cartman's mom

Well, he's got one foot on the bath scale
His fat ass on the floor
He still out-weighs Elvis
And cannot reach the door

Well, there is a house in South Park
Rabid dogs won't go
'Cause they might end-up in Cartman's gut
Or in that skanky ho'