A/N: So I clearly spend too much time on the internet if I'm making a story based around Twitter. I came up with this little fic while tweeting like mad, and I hope this horrid attempt at humor doesn't fail too hard. Also, I apparently can't use the 'at' symbol, so the underlined text is who wrote the tweet, and the bold text is who is tagged in it. Oh, and if anyone wants to follow me on Twitter (I shall follow you back, but my updates aren't that interesting) my username is 'haileyjaneg' :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Twitter or these lovely boys, don't sue me.

Sirius: toohot4u
James: feistyfoureyes
Remus: RemusJLupin
Peter: ratboy

toohot4u hangin wit ma bro feistyfoureyes
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RemusJLupin toohot4u Sigh.
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toohot4u RemusJLupin mooooony! how r u enjoyin the twitter i made u?
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RemusJLupin toohot4u It's pointless and confusing.
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toohot4u RemusJLupin aww its okay bby, ill teach u how to use it ;)
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feistyfoureyes toohot4u RemusJLupin get a room guys, jeez
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RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes "Feisty Four Eyes"? Really, James?
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feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin hey man, i'm just being honest ;)
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toohot4u feistyfoureyes s'okay jamesie, Evans doesn't have a twitter, u dont have 2 try and impress anyone
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RemusJLupin toohot4u feistyfoureyes And thank Merlin for that, James would just use it as another excuse to stalk her. Poor girl.
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toohot4u RemusJLupin LOL
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feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u that was uncalled for, moony :(
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ratboy toohot4u RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes Hi
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toohot4u ratboy wtf peter since when do u have twitter?
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feistyfoureyes ratboy toohot4u Lol nice name wormtail
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ratboy feistyfoureyes Thanks james!
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RemusJLupin toohot4u feistyfoureyes ratboy Will you cavemen please stop this meaningless conversation?
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toohot4u RemusJLupin im only a caveman in bed ;)
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RemusJLupin toohot4u Gross.
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toohot4u RemusJLupin :(
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feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u Sirius also eats like a caveman
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RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes toohot4u And has the same vocabulary as a caveman.
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feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u so we have successfully concluded that Sirius is a caveman
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RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes toohot4u Yup.
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toohot4u RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes omg u guys are so mean, im leaving :(
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feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u yeah go back to your cave lol
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RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes toohot4u Hahaha
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toohot4u feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin RUDE
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RemusJLupin toohot4u Aw, it's okay Sirius, I still love you.
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toohot4u RemusJLupin aww i love u too my dear moonshine!
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feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u Omg get a room please!
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RemusJLupin feistyfoureyes toohot4u Sounds like a good plan, coming Sirius?
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toohot4u RemusJLupin ill be there in a sec bby ;)
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feistyfoureyes toohot4u RemusJLupin *barf*
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ratboy feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u Hey guys what are you talking about
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ratboy feistyfoureyes RemusJLupin toohot4u Guys?
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ratboy ...
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ratboy Forever alone
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