"Oh Tommy, I just don't think that Slash likes me anymore. I'm so afraid that he's going to break up with me before our one year anniversary. But I am crazy about him. What am I going to do?" Nancy cried.
"Nan, I don't think you have to worry about Slash breaking up with you. He's crazy about you too! You are a rockin' snowboarder and a super hot chic. If he broke up with you, he would have to be insane!" Tommy said.
"Well I hope you're right, Tommy," Nancy said.

***Meanwhile***

Linda was sitting at home writing in her diary about Jam. Her entry said this:

Dear Diary,

I am so crazy about Jam. And today, Jam told me that he liked me.
So I'm thinking that maybe we might hook up. I sure hope so. Plus that
would do me some good, especially getting my mind off of stupid Slash.
I am so glad I'm over that loser. But he is very cute. I just think
that I don't like him like him, I just like to look at him now. But
he's still dating that idiot Nancy. She's so remedial and I just cannot
stand her. I think that the whole idea of Slash dating Nancy is
facetious. It's a big joke! Now.. me dating Jam.. that's a different
story. And it's going to happen. =)

Love Always,
Linda

RING!! The phone rang.
"Hello," Linda said.
"Linda?" said an o-so familiar voice.
"Yeah..Who's this?"
"Slash."
"SLASH?" she said, surprised.
"Yeah."
"Oh. Well what's up?"
"I need your advice."
"What about?"
"How do you break up with somebody?"
Linda was absolutely shocked. Was he going to break up with Nancy. But they are just the 'perfect' couple. "Why?" she asked.
"Well, I am thinking that I'm going to break up with Nancy."
"Why are you breaking up with her?"
"She is just getting really annoying. And I really don't like her anyway. She's not even that cute. I just went out with her because she really liked me a lot and nobody else liked me anyway."
HAHA YEAH RIGHT! "Well um. I would just tell her that you just don't feel the same way that you used to feel about her and break up with her nice and easy. BE really NICE about it!!"
"Okay. Thanks."
"Hey, no problem"
"Um.. yea I just wanted to apologize to you. I know I haven't been a very good friend lately. For well the last year. I haven't exactly talked to you all that much. Except when we go snowboarding, but we haven't done that a lot either. So yeah, I'm sorry."
"Slash, it's okay. Don't go all suicidal on me or anything."
"okay. Bye Linda."
"bye slash."
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