Hey people! I always wondered why the muggle-borns and half-bloods never made some muggle references to scare the shit out of purebloods. After all, there are really few purebloods now anyway. Enjoy this one-shot!


"You mudblood!"

Oh yeah? The 'so-called' mudblood sniggered inwardly.

Stomp stomp clap.

Stomp her feet twice, clap once. Repeat.

Stomp stomp clap.

She sensed other people looking. Some understood. Some didn't. Some joined. She knew which ones.

STOMP STOMP CLAP.

She licked her hand, then shoved it in the pureblood's face. Then came the rap:

"GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
YOU BIG DISGRACE
SOMEBODY BETTER PUT YOU BACK INTO YOUR PLACE!"

STOMP STOMP CLAP, STOMP STOMP CLAP!

Every muggle-born in the vicinity ganged up on the frightened, disgusting little pureblood. Everyone was going STOMP STOMP CLAP, louder and faster and louder and faster.

She really did love being muggle-born, sometimes.


A/N: Really short, sorry. But I do plan to make a series of these stories... muggle-borns rock! Tell me whether it was good enough to continue or not, and suggestions/requests, pretty please? Do review my absolutely useless story.*puppy eyes*