This is my first Naruto fan fiction! I really really hope you like it! It's a little odd, and everyone's kind of OOC in it, but I wrote it to be funny and romantic, even though most of the couples in it would never happen. So I hope you all laugh really hard! Tell me what you think when you review!

This fan fiction is dedicated to my bestest friend Mary! Her favorite character is Gaara, but she loves everyone in Naruto. Except for Ino the bitch, but no one likes her! (Apologizes to people who like Ino the bitch)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto :( Boo and bullfrogs.

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Chapter 1

"Not Your Average Teachers Meeting"

Looking back on that week, even years later, not one of them was ever sure what had caused them to act so strangely. Perhaps because it was early spring and emotions were running high. Nevertheless, everyone agreed that they would probably never know what had come over them that one crazy week.

It had started off innocently enough, just another Monday morning. All of them tired from getting up early once again, and perhaps their own personal problems. Sakura had spent her weekend brooding over Sasuke, as usual, and she was in a bad mood.

God, if only I could get closer to him! Sakura thought, walking to the Ninja Academy and passing him on the way there. She gave him her usual adoring gaze, and he passed by without a glance, just as she expected.

Where in the same cell and he acts like we've never met! Why is he so hard to figure out? Doesn't her know by now how much I love him?

Sakura was so deep in thought that she almost missed the huge crowd standing out side the school.

"What's going on?" Sakura came up behind Neiji and tried to peer over his head, "Why is this crowd here?"

Neiji, wide eyed, turned and whispered to her, "It's Gai, Kakashi, and Iruka-sensei. Gai-sensei is making quite a scene!"

Edging closer, Sakura saw that Neiji was right; in fact she had never seen anything quite like it before.

Gai-sensei knelt on the ground, tears splashing down the front of his clothes. Both Kakashi and Iruka-sensei were trying to talk quietly to him, perhaps to clam him down, but it did not seem to work. Suddenly Gai jumped up, his chin quivering.

"I do not care to here your pathetic excuses! Tell me straight out Iruka, as you've told me many times before, are you in love with me or are you in love with Kakashi!"

Silence followed this, and the student looked on in shock.

A love triangle, with Kakashi-sensei, Iruka-sense, and Gai-sensei? I must be imagining things! There is no way the teachers would let this happen! Sakura thought.

But then a young blond steeped through the crowd. Sakura craned her neck and say that it was Naruto.

"Iruka-sensei," He began hesitantly, "Is this true?" He looked from Kakashi to Iruka and then to Guy.

"Uhhhh" Iruka had the unmistakable look of a man trapped, the same sort of look you would see on a man about to be married, "Well…"

Gai interrupted, "Don't bother, I'm leaving, and I never want to see you again!" Then he looked at around at the crowd that had gathered, "DON'T LOOK AT ME, DON'T LOOK AT ME!" He screamed. And put his hands up to his face, and ran out of the circle, leaving Kakashi and Iruka to deal with the curious stares.

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This whole story wont be told by Sakura's point of view, but some of it will, so don't worry. Hope you liked this enough to read my next chapter!