Slumber...party?
Disclaimers: None of these characters are mine, but of Marvel.
"Ow! Your elbow's in my eye!"
"How bout a fist instead, Bobby!"
"All right, sheesh! PMS, Rogue"
"De girl's got a right t'her space, non?"
"Ah don't need yoah help, swamp rat!"
"Definitely PMS, Bob—ow!"
"Y'deserved that, swamp rat!"
"Please desist in your bickering, children."
"Why're you here, Hankster? It's not like you can get that cold with built-in thermal underwear."
"I may ask you the same question, my fine chilly friend, with your affinity for temperatures below freezing point."
"Well, it's really quiet down in the wing all by myself, and—hey, I asked first!"
"Gasp! Dost my ears deceive me? Did Robert just admit—"
"I admit nothing! I want my lawyer! I want my phone call! I want my mommy! Oh Fearless One, defend me!"
Snore.
"Ha! You'll haveta call on some other deity ta save ya now, Drake—eeeeek! Bobby, yoah not landin' till next week!"
Snore.
"Hmm. It cannot be reassuring for the lowly foot soldiers to witness their great and fearless leader so insensate in sleep that he does not stir at even the harpy's screech"
"Ah do not screech!"
"and perhaps it is more than reassuring to observe such discipline and control in The Great One as to maintain such a serene and zen-like state in the presence of calamity."
Snore.
:All right people, keep it down—:
"She started it!"
"Did not!"
"Did—"
:Bobby, Rogue, please. Can you tolerate each other's presence until morning and the gas main's repaired?:
Grumble. "Ah don't see Warren and Betsy heah"
"Dey've got dere own little love-nest, cher." Shuffling sounds. "But den, why would y'want t' interrupt dem when you've got your own righ—ack!"
"Keep yoah paws to yoahself, swamp rat."
"Hey Rogue, why don't you pick on someone with better pick-up lines?"
"And who would that be, icicle-butt?"
:Last warning. If you don't shut it, I'll do it for you.:
"Aw, c'mon Jean! I was just about—mmph!"
:I told you.:
"Mnrph!"
:I issued multiple warnings. But did you listen? Noooo-oooo:
Grumble.
Grumble.
Grumble.
Snore.
Pause.
Snor—*choke*—"mnph?!"
