Okay, guys, I'm really sorry and all for not updating "Love is Sweetest". It's not that I have no motivation. It's just that I think. . .SCHOOL SHOULD GO AND DIE IN A HOLE. ALONE. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE CARES ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN KANJI OR ROMAJI, OR HOW YOU PROVE THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM, OR -
. . .Ahem.
ANYWAYS, this is a fic that randomly popped in my head, and I was laughing SO hard while writing it. Seriously.
If you have any requests for characters that should be done, leave it in a review/drop me a PM!
DISCLAIMER: POKEMON (c) Satoshi Tajiri.
1. Firefighter
"Whoa," N breathed out in astonishment, looking at the orange flames leap high into the air, flickering and dancing. "The fire. . .it's mesmerizing. . ."
His colleagues were next to him, gritting their teeth as they sprayed thousands of gallons of high-pressured jets of water onto the raging inferno. "N, DO SOMETHING!"
"No!" he cried out. "Don't put out the fire!" A while later, the blaze died down to a few flickering embers. N dropped to the ground, sobbing heartbrokenly. "Why would you do such a thing?"
He suddenly whirled on the two men, eyes blazing with anger and sorrow. "WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FIRE? WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU?!" Tears streamed down his face as he crumpled to the floor again, weeping his heart out.
2. Schoolteacher
"And that concludes the proof of Fermat's last theorem," N explained, finishing the last stroke of the answer with a delicate flourish of his chalk. Thoroughly satisfied, he turned on his heels and faced his students.
His kindergarten students.
All but one was fast asleep, drooling on the desk. Finally, the one student whose mouth was agape and whose eyes had nearly glazed over primly raised her hand and said with a dumbfounded tone, "Huh?"
3. Veterinarian
"Dr. N, a man with a Purrloin is requesting your assistance," a blaring voice came over the loudspeaker, interrupting the man from his work. He straightened his pure white lab coat experimentally and walked into a room.
"What seems to be the pro – OH MY ARCEUS, WHY, WHY, WHY?! WHAT HUMAN BESTOWED THIS TERRIBLE PUNISHMENT UPON YOU? WHY MUST HUMANS BE SO CRUEL?!" N cried out in despair as his eyes rested on a weak-looking Purrloin.
". . .Ah. . .I think that she might be pregnant," the man explained sheepishly.
3. Scientist
"Wow. . ." N said, staring in fascination at the test tube. "This sample of chlorine is sooo pretty. . .It's all yellow and stuff!" His eyes shone as they landed onto a beaker of potassium. "Ooh, this whatsitcalled-potassium stuff is all silvery! Maybe if we mix them together. . .it'll be. . .EVEN PRETTIER!" His eager hands reached for the flask.
His lab partner strolled in casually, adjusting his glasses, until he spotted N getting ready to pour the chlorine.
"NO! N, STOP, PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW – "
BOOM!
4. Policeman
"N! Have you captured the criminal?"
The man smiled happily. "Yup!"
"That's great – where is he?"
"Oh, I let 'im go."
"Mmhmm, I see – waitaminuteyoudidWHAT?!"
"Let him go," N repeated himself, evidently proud. "We had this nice little chat about puppies – it turns out that he likes Lillipups with light brown fur too, just like me! He seemed like a nice enough guy, so I let him go."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Poor N. He's an innocent child at heart, really.
Next up, Red.
