A/N: Hey guys! Instead of my usual updates, I decided to try something new. Is this a songfic? I'm really not sure. I don't think so. Whatever. Here it is.

"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, 'Broadway Musicals of the 1940's'," Sasuke sighed. "No team to bother me. How could it get any better than this?"

Then, Naruto walked in. "Oh, hi Sasuke!"

"Hi, Naruto," Sasuke grumbled.

"Oh, hey Sasuke! You'll never guess what happened to me on the street this morning," Naruto began. "This guy was smiling at me and talking to me—"

"Mm, that's very interesting." Sasuke mumbled, annoyed.

Naruto nodded enthusiastically. "Mhm. He was being real friendly. And I think he was coming onto me. I think he might've thought I was gay."

Sasuke coughed. "Um, so why are telling me this? Hm? Why should I care? I don't care. What'd you have for lunch today?"

Naruto cocked his heads. "Oh, you don't have to get all defensive—"

"I wasn't being defensive!" Sasuke shouted. He calmed himself slightly. "Oh, why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read."

"Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Sasuke," Naruto shrugged. "I just think it's something we should be able to talk about—"

"Well, I do not want to talk about it, Naruto. This conversation is over." Sasuke glared at him.

"Yeah, but Sasuke—"

"Over!"

Naruto sighed. "Well, okay. But just so you know…

If you were gay, that'd be okay.

I mean 'cuz hey, I'd like you anyway.

Sasuke growled at him, but Naruto didn't notice.

Because you see, if it were me,

I would feel free to say that I was gay—

But I'm not gay."

Sasuke sighed again. "Naruto, please. I'm trying to read."

Naruto just stared at him as he began reading again. Finally Sasuke looked at him. "What?"

Naruto continued singing.

"If you were queer—"

"Ugh, Naruto!"

"I'd still be here—"

"Naruto, I am trying to read this book!"

"Year after year—"

"Naruto!"

"Because you're dear to me."

"Ugh!"

"And I know that you—"

"What?"

"Would accept me too—"

"I would?"

If I told you today, 'hey guess what, I'm gay'

But I'm not gay.

I'm happy, just being with you.

So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?"

Sasuke gagged. "Naruto, that's wrong!"

Naruto shook his head. "No it's not!

If you were gay—"

"Ugh!"

"I'd shout hooray—"

"I am not listening!"

"And here I'd stay—"

"La la la la la!"

"But I wouldn't get in your way!"

"Ahhh!"

"You can count on me

To always be

Beside you every day

To tell you it's okay

You were just born that way

And as they say, it's in your DNA

You're gay!"

"I am not gay!" Sasuke shouted at Naruto.

"If you were gay!" Naruto smiled innocently.

Sasuke threw his hands up in surrender. "Ahh!" And with that, he (and his book) stormed out of the room.

A/N: Hey! So, I know it was short and all, but I'm lazy. And working full-time. I can only type before and after work, and on rainy days. This was quick so it didn't take too much time to finish. Plus I'm working on cosplay for a convention (14 cosplays to do!). Anyway, the latest chapter of The Elite Class should be up by the end of this week. I'm almost done with it. Well, goodnight everyone!

P.S.: Reviews are loved, concrit is appreciated, and your flames are often hilarious. ~Love, Mo