MIslander: Hey guys this is my first fanfic I've ever wrote so be easy on me. This story has OC's. Also pairings are ShoukoxYuuji, MinamixAkixHimeji, AikoxKouta, OCxOC. Now for the disclaimer, Akihisa my man take it away!
Akisa: MIslander doesn't own Baka and Test or any of the characters. All he owns is a PS2 and a gameboy. Enjoy the story!
Me, Americans, and a sleeping beauty.
It was another usual day at Fumizuki Academy. Akihisa and friends were having a nice conversation.
"I mean I could've done better on that assignment but I just got distracted." Akihisa the number one idiot was telling his friends. Minami just laughed at how bad he did on the assignment.
"Man, Aki when it comes to grades you just seem to fall flat on your face. You really are an idiot." Akihisa was taken back from her rude comment.
"Hey, like you should talk about falling flat, I mean look at your chest" Minami flipped Akihisa on his back and applied a Sharp Shooter on him cracking his spine.
"WHAT WAS THAT AKI?!"
"AHHH, MINAMI PLEASE HAVE MERCY! UNCLE, I SAY UNCLE!" Minami then let go of Akihisa and they continue their talk with the others.
"Hey, did you guys hear about the rumor going around?" Hideyoshi asked then seeing the others shaking their heads. "Apparently there are some new students coming from America."
"Do you know how many Hideyoshi?" Himeji asked hoping she can make new friends also she wanted to know how many girls were coming so she can keep Akihisa away from them.
"About nine of them five girls and four guys and also that they all know each other. I wonder how many are going to join our class.
"Probably no one, I mean if they're foreign exchange students then that means they're probably at least class B rank." Yuuji said with a yawn. The others all shook their head in agreement.
"That's a shame; I mean we could've had cute girls join our class too." Akihisa then felt two evil auras behind him. He turned around to see Himeji and Minami with an evil calmness plastered on their faces.
"Better be careful in what you say Akihisa." Himeji squinted her eyes as more evil aura surrounded her.
"Y-yes Himeji understood loud and clear." Akihisa shaking in fear; he knew firsthand what these two could do to him. He didn't want to experience more of the torture.
"Moving on, I think we should go see how the new students are doing, if I'm correct they should be taking the placement test as we speak. So, what do you guys say?" Yuuji looked to the group as they all nodded in agreement. They all got up and headed to the room where the students were taking the placement tests.
When they got there they noticed that Shouko, Aiko, Kubo, and Yuuko from Class A was there followed by the Class reps from classes B, C, D, E was there also there watching the new students taking the test.
"Honey bun!" Oh, and Miharu was there too. Minami was trying to push Miharu off of her.
Yuuji ignored them and watched intently on the students he could see that there were indeed five girls and four guys. Shouko saw Yuuji watching the students; she felt like he was just checking out the girls and decided to take of the matter.
"AHHH MY EYES! OH GOD WHY?!" Yuuji screamed out in pain. Shouko then looked back at Yuuji as he was rolling around on the floor. Shouko got out her taser and calmly said to Yuuji.
"You are not allowed to look at any other girls then me." Minami and Himeji glared at Akihisa. Meaning he too isn't allowed to look at the girls. He then noticed one of the students was fast asleep.
"H-hey… anyone know why that guy is sleeping?" Everyone then turned their attention to the sleeping student. He looked average he had a dark skin tone with black hair and was wearing glasses. Everyone shook their heads. Akihisa and brilliant guess (or at least in his mind a brilliant guess)
"Maybe he was super smart and finished the test super fast and enough free time to take a nap!" Everyone just sweat drop at his reason on the sleeping boy.
"All right the placement test is over! Everyone turn in your paper." The teacher went around the collecting the tests and when he got the sleeping boy he just lifted the boy's head up and took the test from under him, luckily there was no drool on the paper.
They saw the principal coming toward them.
"All class reps please stay here, everyone else go ahead back to your classrooms." Akihisa started heading back with the others, excluding Yuuji of course, to class 2-F.
Once they got back Akihisa decided that they should wait for Yuuji by playing doubt it with Kouta and Hideyoshi. Minami and Himeji was just having a nice conversation. Akihisa noticed that Kouta was only one card away from winning.
"Alright this is a ten." Kouta said with no emotion on his face.
"Doubt it!" To Akihisa's dismay it was indeed a ten, meaning Kouta won and Akihisa lost…big time. They heard the door open to reveal Yuuji had come back and he stood up in the front.
"Okay everyone, we have a new student. Why don't you introduce yourself?" Everyone turn to see a boy walk in. This boy was one that Akihisa recognized. It was the boy who fell asleep during the placement test. The boy gave a lazy yawn.
"It's sleeping beauty!" Akihisa stood up pointing at the boy. The boy was now wide awake angrily charged toward Akihisa grabbing him by the collar.
"Whatcha call me?!" The boy glared at Akihisa; Akihisa who didn't like being grabbed by the collar grabbed the boy back.
"You heard me! What type of idiot takes a nap during a test?!"
"I-I have a valid excuse!"
"Oh really, then tell us the reason!"
"I didn't get enough sleep."
"Well duh! Why didn't you get enough sleep?"
The boy let go of Akihisa's collar. He started to look down in embarrassment.
"I…-mumble"
"What was that? I didn't quite catch that." Akihisa put his hand to his ear trying to catch the words of the boy. The boy took a deep breath in and repeated what he said.
"I stayed up late last night watching anime. I-I didn't mean to; I kept telling myself 'okay one more episode' but that one more became two more and so on."
"Oh, well okay then" Akihisa became his cheerful self again and extended his hand toward the boy. "My name is Akihisa Yoshii nice to meet you." The boy took his hand and shook it.
"Nice to meet you too Akihisa, my name is Jordan Lazarus. I'm also the number islander in the world." Jordan showed a big goofy smile and the two boys laughed. The rest of the class introduced themselves to him." It was finally Yuuji's turn to introduce himself to Jordan.
"The name's Yuuji Sakamoto. Welcome to Class 2-F by the way."
Mr. Fukuhara: "If you have ten cookies and you give two away how many cookies do you have left?"
Jordan: Ten cookies…
: let me rephrase that then "If you have ten cookies and Akihisa takes two how many cookies do you have left?"
Jordan: Ten cookies and a dead idiot.
Akihisa: Next time! Me, A couple, and a ST war.
Mr. Fukuhara: This will be on the test.
