Hey, I'm going to be compiling and writing one shots to help me get my muse going. I had this idea after Halloween came around. I was eating a lollipop and my friend asked If I was getting ready to blow someone.

xP Boys.

Enjoy. I'll be posting more later as I write them. The title should stay the same but the description will change with every one.

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I'm going to rape him.

Luscious, dyed cherry red lips, wrapped around the maroon colored desert, the lollipop being sucked on for a moment. His cheeks sucked in against the sticky delight before releasing and letting the lollipop leave past his lips with an audible

'POP'

I was staring I know, but the sounds and the redness as his mouth parted open just barely and the sucker rubbed against those soft lips, were captivating. I was jealous. I'll admit it. I was jealous of a sweet confectionary.

Would Allen's mouth taste like that syrupy concoction?

I glanced up to those stark grey eyes, the color of steel and metal, like a swirling pool of mercury around those black pupils. It was tantalizing and the red of the sucker was drawing me in more and more.

"Kanda? Are you alright?" Allen gave a slight smirk as he looked at me, his mouth latching back over the lollipop.

Red.

So very red. The color of passion and desire, of lust. My mind reeled, incoherent for a moment as the blood was clearly not in my brain but in my pants. Stupid Moyashi. The lover boy was going to kill me with his teasing.

The red of his lollipop contrasted with the slightly tan skin and the lengthy pure white hair. The long strands a mop on his head that fell into his eyes. The red and black of his uniform shown made him seem like the perfect color palate.

"Just. Peachy." I stated through gritted teeth towards him. I'd grab the boy and bend him over the cafeteria table right here and now if it wasn't for Link sitting next to Allen indulging in a piece of cake. The lollipop the boy was sucking on was given as a "gift" by Link.

Allen grinned at me, the lollipop withdrawn once more in order to make way for him to speak once more.

"Jealous?"

"Of what?" I stated. Feigning innocence as I turned my eyes down towards my soba and resumed using my chopsticks to eat it. Though soba didn't sound nearly as good as wiping the smug look off Allen's face.

Allen shrugged at my response only to drag his slick red tongue up the side of the lollipop. A drop of saliva and syrup merged together as it ran down the white stick and onto the Moyashi's gloved hand.

"So Kanda. How are you?" Allen seemed to be adamant in pushing my buttons today.

"Great." I said with sarcasm dripping off my voice. Link looked up sensing possible confrontation.

"Walker. Whenever you are done eating we need to depart to meet Komui for a mission. "

"Yeah, yeah. Let me enjoy myself for a bit Link. It's a pain going on mission after mission. I need to relax or I'll end up messing up on the field. "

Link tsked at this, before standing up and taking his plates of finished food to Jerry for washing.

"I'm going to fuck you so hard Moyashi." I growled, the moment Link was out of earshot and began talking to Jerry. I leaned towards my lover, hands braced on the table.

"I'd like to see you try Yuu." I suppressed the shudder that was desperately crawling down my back and to my hips at the sound of my name. The words were smooth and the way he said my name was slow and methodic. Allen smiled joyfully, recapturing the lollipop in his mouth and sucking while giving me a wink. The wink that said we were sneaking away from Link.

I smirked. This will be an interesting one. Allen withdrew the lollipop after some vigorous sucking, and rubbed his cheek.

"Sucked to hard" he stated, rubbing his "Sore" jaw.

Fu- The stupid Moyashi is turning me on. Those arrogant grey eyes. Allen gave a look to me as he examined his lollipop once more; the red sucker was smaller and thin and probably could just be eaten now if the Moyashi chewed on it.

Allen stood up; he kept the stick of syrup in his mouth as he began stacking his plate onto a tray. He stood up, holding the trays with a precarious number of plates forming a tower.

Oh he isn't.

Allen stepped forward but the top two plates slipped off and crashed onto the table. The glass shattering. One of the plates landing all over my soba, spilling the hot contents over me. The sudden crash caused the room to go silent as everyone turned towards us. Including Link, Allen set down his plates and stepped back, forcing a smile to me. Anger boiled up. My chest and lap were soaked with hot water and noodles. My tea was tipped over the edge and spilling down onto my pants, a small stream seeping down.

Apparently Allen is. As he took another step, I stood up and growled a glare piercing through my black eyes. I gripped Mugen with one hand as I stepped towards Moyashi. Forgetting the mess for a moment.

"Ah.. now Kanda.. no need to get testy… It was an accident I swear!" Allen backed up the white lollipop stick switching sides in his mouth as he mumbled around it.

"Oh sure. Absolutely. You're forgiven Moyashi." I joked.

"Seriously?" Allen seemed hopeful. He was beginning to act more and more like Lavi.

"No." I deadpanned, and stepped forward, unsheathing Mugen. My frustration and tensions seeping through the blade.

"Mr. Kanda. Leave Walker alone!" Link called out. I turned glared at him before advancing towards the Moyashi with practiced steps. Allen gave a sheepish wave to Link before sprinting out of the cafeteria. Me giving chase. Link tried to follow along but Allen and I knew the order better, we'd spent time exploring and searching for the best spots.

We gave chase like cat and mouse. My breath beginning to quicken as my heart started it's own race.

I caught a glimpse of white hair as Allen looked back. That white stick still sticking out of his mouth as he turned towards me before disappearing once more behind a corner.

Yeah. He's going to be limping when he leaves for that mission.