A/N: Hi! So I was PMing Paris Cahill, and we both agree on the fact that we don't like Evamy, (apologies to Evamy fans) and just randomly, she called Evan the King of the Dorks. I read it and I was like, ding! Superb story idea right there! I promised to credit her for it, so here goes: I was inspired into writing this story by Paris Cahill. I hope she reads it, and I also hope all you readers enjoy it! :D
Disclaimer: *gets down on knees before Rick Riordan and other authors* Please, may I have the ownership of the 39 Clues? Then I can satisfy the tons of Amian fans out there whose hearts break at every Jamy and Evamy moment... *They glare at me* Okay, fine. I've begged and pleaded, but I don't own the 39 Clues. :P
King of the Dorks
"Come in," a stately female voice replied to the knock on the door. A fair maiden entered, carrying a scroll.
"M'lady, this message has come from Prince Evan of the far Land of the Dorks. He sends you his greetings."
"Give it here." Princess Amy sighed. "You may leave, Madison."
O fair Amelia, Princess of the Land of Hearts,
Did he have to call me Amelia? I already don't like him, Amy mused. But I suppose I should give him a chance to explain himself.
I greet you. I wish to inform you of the fact that I, Prince Evan of the Land of the Dorks, will be crowned King of the Dorks when the moon is full, seven suns from today.
No doubt you are aware that all Kings and Queens of our Empire Cahilliana need to wed on the same day they are crowned. That is the purpose of this message to you. I have heard that you too are to be crowned seven suns from today, and are looking for a suitor. I desire your hand in marriage, O Princess of Hearts.
Amy stopped reading for a minute and stared out the window. Evan, she thought. Could his name get any... dorkier?
I understand your concerns: we have never met, and you have no inkling of my personality, nor I of yours. My bold action is based solely on what I have heard of you. Truly you fit your title, Princess Amelia, if what is whispered about you from man to man around the Empire is true. You are the true Princess of Hearts, winning over one and all with your graciousness and loveliness. I have chosen one who is indeed much above me for a suitor.
With regards,
Evan Prince of the Dorks
Hmm... he certainly has a way with words, Amy thought. But all the Dorks are known for that. Who knows what he may be like in person? The Dorks at their best are not good-looking, but I shouldn't be judging that. Just because I am Princess of Hearts does not mean I discard suitors for their lack of beauty. Otherwise, though... I need some more knowledge of him.
"Madison? Madison!"
"Yes, m'lady." Madison entered and curtsied clumsily. Amy giggled.
"Madison, I have told you to omit the curtsy if you do not find it easy. I shall not take it as any mark of lack of respect."
"Yes, m'lady." Madison ducked her head instead of curtsying.
"Bring me pen and papyrus. I wish to send a reply."
"Yes, m'lady. Shall I also send a scribe?"
"No, Madison, I shall be writing this message myself. I have enough skill to do so, I think."
"Of course, m'lady. Just a moment."
Greetings to Prince Evan of the Land of the Dorks, from Amy, Princess of Hearts. I wish to address you on the topic of your message to me.
Ever since making known the fact that I am to be crowned in seven suns, at the retirement of my father King Arthur, I have received such messages as yours from around the Empire. As you have said yourself, we have no personal knowledge of each other. The same is true for all my suitors. I, of course, cannot be expected to make a decision solely on the title of the Princes who desire my hand in marriage. This is why I request an afternoon spent with you to get to know you better. I shall be doing the same with the other princes, and I shall choose whoever pleases my heart the most. As you no doubt know, we people of Hearts believe that all marriages should only be between people whose hearts are in perfect understanding with each other. In other words, if my heart advises against a certain person, I shall not even consider him as an option; it would be breaking the long-standing laws of my land to do so.
This may sound a little silly to you, but I assure you it has the utmost meaning to me. I desire an afternoon to be spent with you next week, so I may listen to what my heart tells me about you. I shall make my final decision based upon that.
Sincerely,
Amy Princess of Hearts
Yo. (IDK, I've somehow turned into a female Jonah Wizard over the past two days. I keep calling everyone 'yo'. :D) How do you like it so far? This is obviously a fantasy multi-chap. I'll be bringing all the Cahills in gradually, don't worry. Dan makes an appearance in the next chapter, and Madison's already in. Ooh, if I could make Hamilton be, like, jester, and try to entertain Dan... XD Send me any good jokes you have, please! If they fit in well enough, I'll put 'em in and give you credit for them at the end. :)
Review! I've set high ambitions concerning reviews for this story- I'm not going to end it until it has at least a hundred reviews. Think I can make it? :D
~Sri
