LOZ CHARACTER RANDOMNESS!
AN: I want to start posting random funny one-shots. So this is the first one with shiek and dark link. And a remlit. Hope you enjoy.
Sheik is in the kitchen cooking….something. When Dark Link runs in.
"HEY SHIEK GUESS WHAT I FOUND!" Dark Link yells excitedly.
Shiek sighs as he stirs something in a bowl. "What did you find Dark?" He asked annoyance in his voice.
"I found a kitty-cat." Replies Dark as he holds up a cute little cat with big ears.
"That looks like a remlit." Shiek said as the little bit of patience he had was dissolving.
"No, remlits are evil but this kitty isn't. see." Dark says as he holds up the cat once more and shook it's paw.
"Whatever you say Dark. Just lock it up at night." Sheik replies looking away from Dark and back to his cooking.
"OK." Dark agrees and runs off.
*Later in dark's room.*
The sun is getting ready to set.
"Aren't you just Adorable. Yes you are. You are sooo cute." Dark Link says scratching the remlit on the belly. The sun lowers into the sky and soon it is night. All of a sudden the remlit pounces on Dark Link and starts to scratch him.
'No bad kitty, bad kitty." Says Dark pointing his finger and shaking it. "Stop it! Stop! AHHHH!" He screams as he is chased around his room by the cat/remlit.
*The next morning*
Sheik is sitting down at the breakfest table eating toast when Dark link walks in. Dark link has scratches all over his body and face.
"I told you it was a remlit." Shiek states.
"Oh, Shut up!."
