Dear Navi,

I know that you're focused on trying to be my friend and all, but you're just plain ANNOYING!

You're supposed to be a blessing to me, but you feel more like a saint….and when you go up into my hat, I don't even want to know what you're doing up there. So HEY, LISTEN! I can go on my adventures without you.

Love: you're friend, and enemy, Link