A MAN HAS A BAD DAY
Season Six, "The Broken Man." Different ending. I do not own the awesome world of Game of Thrones. Please comment nicely!
"A man wants to know what has happened." Walking slowly down the stairs within his shadowy temple, the gorgeous robed priest confronted the prim blonde with the haughty, sadistic-teen allure.
"I got her," mumbled the waif. "I got the spoiled little girl just the way you told me to. I stabbed her right in the street!"
"A man tells a girl to kill another girl. A man assumes that a girl is not an idiot. A man assumes that after years of training in sneaking up on people and wearing other people's faces, that a girl will do her business quickly and quietly, where no-one can see. A man does not expect a girl to run through the marketplace in broad daylight, waving her arms and knocking things over and acting like a crazy person."
"But I had to catch her," the waif whined. "She ran away instead of just falling over and dying after being stabbed twenty times."
"What does a girl expect? A girl is supposedly a trained assassin, yet she runs all around town like a track star, jumping over wagons and leaping across fruit baskets, scattering produce and generating potential lawsuits for our shadowy temple. A melon merchant wants payment. And a man is fed up with a girl's stupid mistakes."
"What does a man wish to do with a girl?" asked the waif.
"A girl has failed. Now a man wants to put on his favorite mask."
The waif was suddenly breathless. "You mean you're going to be the lustful Mad King? Or cruel teen degenerate King Geoffrey?"
"No. A man will be Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore."
