NOTE: If you have never read the story of Beowulf, then you will more than likely be confused by all of this...but then again most of us are always confused by the Warners' near pointless shenanigans anyways. Just to let you know its better if you've read the Beowulf epic before.
Grendel meets the Warners
In a swamp by the Herot, three small creatures rustled in the bushes. Curiously, Grendel approached the shrub. Out popped the three... Warner kids.
"Hello, " Yacko the eldest, greeted, "were the Warner brothers."
"And the Warner sister!" Dot, the sister, included.
"I am Grendel, feared monster of this swamp," Grendel roared. "I am know world-wide and revered everywhere I go!"
"That's nothing," Dot replied, "I'm Princess Angelina Francesca Robesca Bananna Fanna Bobesca the third! Loved world-wide and considered cute everywhere I go."
"You foolish mortals!" Grandel yelled, "you shall be my dinner!"
"We would rather be your special friends!" Wacko replied. With that, all three of the kids jumped up and hugged Grendel with iron grips. He tried to get them off but to no avail.
"Perhaps you would like to meet my mother!" Grendel growled. Then up from the depths of the swamp a hideous beast emerged...Grendel's mother.
"Perhaps you would like to meet our pet!" Dot remarked. She pulled out a box the size of a ring case and from the box an extremely large, even scarier monster jumped out.
"Harold? Is that you?" Grendel's mother asked.
"Well, what do you know?" Yacko stated "Our pet is really Grendel's dad!"
"Daddy!" Grendel cried out as the hugged his father best he could with only one arm. Then the happy family submereged into the swamp together.
"Wow!" Wacko exclaimed.
"I love a short story with a happy ending" Dot sobbed.
"Well sibs," Yacko concluded "we best get moving if we want to make it to the Fire Dragon before dusk!"
Note: I wrote this silly little story about 4 years ago for a homework assignment. I thought it was kinda cute so I thought I would share it. Those of you who are into the Beowulf epic, please dont be offended by this. Its just a fanfic. I mean, in the episode where the Warners go to Hell, we all know that Satan would have been would have been badder than that, but think about it. Its a cartoon people. Thank you for your time ^_^.
