Since this story is written and not shown on the average television, I, Sukmnips, the narrator who uses obscure English words, will narrate this story! Now let's not be a bunch of retromingent remontados and begin this fruitful tale!

Our adventures began with two boys sitting underneath a tree. These two youngsters are; you'll never guess it, Phineas and Ferb. Now we see (technically just me, you'll just have to imagine it) little Isabella waltzing in while repeating her everyday phrase. I would get into more detail about this group of friends, the others are arriving as I speak, but they are not the current focus of the story. Not yet anyways.

So, our real adventures begin with a missing platypus called Perry. The Fletcher family remains oblivious to the fact that Perry isn't just Perry a platypus. He is Perry the Platypus. (Read this in a majestic voice) Top agent of the universe. (you can go back to normal now) He is more than just an average platypus. He isn't a wimple or wappenshaw or even a wimble, definitely not a wimble. He is a badass dude with a weltanschauung mind. He is Perry the Platypus. An aquatic mammal who needs no introduction even though I just gave him one.

Perry is already seated, awaiting Major Monogram for his next mission. Let's see what he gets.

"Agent P," began the Major, "Doofenshmirtz is at it again. He remained quiet for a while now, until we were able to access Facebook page which showed that he was planning something evil. With his brothers' reelection coming up, we suspect the worst to come from him. Good luck Agent P, Monogram out!"

And with that Perry saluted and jumped into his convenient hovercraft car thing and flew off, or, I guess hovered off; whatever. So after some catch Perry jingles and then the Doofenshmirtz jingle, Perry jumped from his hovercraft car thing onto the balcony of Doofenshmirtz only to be blasted by a ray of strange energy. Perry shook it off and run to the doctor, but felt a weird sensation. Instead of fighting, he decided to lie down, and got the unusual impression to fight Doofenshmirtz later! Is this metasthenic warrior finally defeated?!

"Aha!" cheered Doofenshmirtz, "instead of wasting my time on making a trap, I decided to use my new inator, on you!

Perry tried to press on, but thoughts filled his mind of doing so another time! He had better things to be doing, no wait, he didn't! What was wrong with him?

"I'm sure you want an explanation," Doofenshmirtz began his story, "as you may know Perry the Platypus, my brother Roger is running for governor a second time, but before doing so, he must prepare a speech that will convince the people he is the one. This term, I'm going to run against him, I'll be the only one doing it too! How will I beat Roger? With this!"

Doofenshmirtz patted his large inator, "This inator is the most genius of my inators. It causes people to do things at the last second! It makes them feel that they can accomplish their goals when it's too late! Roger will prepare his speech the night before, and look like a fool! I call it: The Procrastinator! You hear that? It already has inator within the word! It is a sign! This inator will finally help me succeed! HA! HA! HA!"

Will Perry save the day? Will we ever find out what Phineas and Ferb have planned? Will gas prices continue soring? Will will smith smith? Find out next chapter… when I come around to making it.