"Draco....I just realized something."

"What, Potter?"

"...You're all like, loyal to your family and stuff, right?"

"Yeah?"

"Like, that's your number one priority, right?"

"Of course. Is this about us fucking? Because you know that if Father says to quit, I--"

"No, no, I was just thinking about loyalty."

"...Okay..."

"Like. You're loyal to your family. Above all else."

"Yes. We've already said that."

"...But isn't loyalty a Hufflepuff trait?"

"..."

"....Draco?"

"..."

"...Did you hear me? Draco?"

"I'm so going to kill you, Potter."

"...Well, it is! OUCH!"

"Serves you right, you Gryffindor! HEY! QUIT IT!"

"You're getting what you deserve, you...SLYTHERPUFF!"

"WHAT?! Okay, THAT'S it, Potter!"

"Hey, what're y--YIPE!"

"That's what you GET!"

"..."

"..."

"Slytherpuff. AHH!"

"I'll keep doing it until you stop sayin--"

"SLYTHERPUFF! GAH!"

"Do you ENJOY this or something?!"

"...Maybe. SLYTHERPUFF! OHh yeah.."

"...You are so sick, Potter."

"At least I'm not a--mmph!"

The end.