I do not own One Piece and this story was a two person job so i cannot take all the credit, my friend also wrote it with me. ON WITH OUR FUNKY STORY XD


'There once was a man named gold Rodger, Who was king of the pirates, he had fame, power and wealth beyond your wildest dreams, before they hung him from the gallows, these were the final words he said" my fortune is yours for the taking, but first you'll have to find it first, I left everything I own in one piece" Ever since, pirates from all over the world set sail to the grand line, searching for one piece, the treasure that will make their dreams come true '

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE" Deana screamed shaking her butt around,

"Stop that, you're disturbing me" Saria twitched.

Deana looked at Saria with a blank face then resumes dancing.

"YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY FACE AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET-TIDAL WWAAAAVVVEEEE"she screamed.

"What?" Saria asked.

"THERE'S A TIDAL WAVE COMING" Deana screamed.

Saria looked towards were Deana was screaming at started to mentally panic. 'OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK' her mind was screaming.

"All right, ALL HANDS ON DECK" the captain of the ship Killer Maiden screamed to her crew. Unfortunately for the captain and her first mate, there was no answer. Saria and Deana looked frantically for the rest of the crew but they were nowhere in sight.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY," Saria screamed.

"I think they left like 5 minutes ago" Deana said casually.

"WWHHHHAAAATTT"

"Yeah, but I was singing so you couldn't hear them" she said cheerfully. Saria was so tempted to punch her best friend but decided not to because there were more important things in hand.

"You're going to be in so much pain as soon as we're out of this jam, but right now we need to get off the ship, now get sir oinks-a-lot so we can start heading out" Saria said calmly. In less than 15 minutes the two girls and their beloved pet pig were a good distant away from their ship in a little rowboat when the tidal wave hit. Captain Saria watched her beloved ship go down to it's watery grave.

"My ship, my beautiful ship. It was only 15 days till I got married to it," she cried.

"You were going to marry the ship?" Deana asked.

"Yes. I loved it so much"

"I'd hate to see your children" Deana told her.

"I'd hate to see your face your once I've finished punching the shit out of it" Saria glared at her friend.

Deana kept on talking as though her friend didn't even make the insult to her, "I wonder if we should give the ship a funeral?" she asked.

"No, it died the way it wanted to, without you and your stupid pig crapping all over it"

"Well at least you know it's clean" Deana grinned.

Saria glared at Deana and once again forced herself not to punch her. ' Want to punch her, but must resist' she said in her mind.

"You know what's going to be eaten first if we get stranded on a deserted island?" Saria said while glaring at the pet pig that was happily snorting.

"Nooo, not sir oinks-a-lot" Deana shrilled.

"No, I'm going to eat your ass. You have plenty of it" Saria sneered. Deana turned around and looked at her butt, she smiled to herself and stood up and started dancing.

"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY," she yelled in her singing voice.

"OH MY GOD, SIT YOUR FAT ASS DOWN BEFORE-," Saria screamed. Before she could finish her sentence, the little boat they were in capsized, sending the girls and the little pig into the freezing water. They swam up to the surface so they could get a gasp of air, but when Deana started to swim to the surface she noticed four little legs with hooves at the end swimming away.

As quick as she could, Deana caught up to her little pet and started to lead it back to the capsized boat.

"You idiot Deana look what you've done. You capsized our boat, now what are we going to do" Saria angrily told her crewmate.

Deana grinned" Well at least we know that we've had a shower today"

"If only there were piranha's in this water, I would make sure that they would eat you alive" Saria glared at Deana.

Saria sighed as she starred at the miles of water surrounding them. It had been at least two hours since they capsized their boat and had to sit on top of it and she had gotten quite sick of Deana's constant singing.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, tidily Dee. There they are laying on my chest, big one's no small one's, there both exactly the same. I think they might be bigger than your head," she sang happily.

"Deana, will you STOP singing. Please" Saria pleaded.

"Well if I'm not singing then what else am I supposed to do, I can't play with sir oinks-a-lot because he's asleep and you won't talk to me" She huffed.

"Then why don't we play a game?" Saria said in a monotone voice. A happy grin appeared on Deana's face at the thought of playing a game.

"What kind of game?" she asked.

"Looking for ships. Here's how you play it, when you spot a ship, yell 'Ship Ahoy'"

"SHIP AHOY" Deana screamed.

"I said to say that when you saw a ship you idiot," Saria said.

"I do, and it's heading straight towards us"

Saria turned around and sure enough, a ship was heading straight for them and it didn't move then it would run into them. The girls started the scream their heads off.

"DON'T KILL MY PIG. DON'T KILL MY PIG" Deana screamed as she clutched her favorite pet.

"SCREW THE PIG, DON'T KILL ME" Saria screamed back.

The girls gave a huge sigh of relief as the ship slowed down and steered around them.

"THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR RESCUEING MY PRECIOUS SIR OINKS-A-LOT" Deana yelled at the ship as it crawled to a slow stop in front of them. With one hard shove, Saria sent Deana flying into the freezing water.

"THERE NOT SAVING YOUR FREAKING PIG" Saria screamed as Deana surfaced.

"B-but why not" she said glumly.

Saria cringed in anger, she pushed her foot onto Deana's head to pushed her back into the water, "DAMN IT DEANA, YOUR PIG IS NOT IMPORTANT" Saria shouted holding Deana under the water with her foot.

"That's a funny way to sail around" A guy's voice said to them.

Saria turned her head to see the people in the ship looking down at them, "We're not sailing around, we're drifting, and my ship went down"

"Uh, I think your friend there is drowning" Another guy, with green hair, pointed out.

Saria smiled, " I know, isn't it great"

Saria sighs and lifts her foot off Deana's face, "Well, can you help us?"

A sweat drop appeared on the occupants of the ship.

"Sure, come on up and we can eat that nice pork of yours" The guy with a straw hat said drooling.

"Sure sure, just let us up and we'll give you the pig," Saria said sarcastically

"GREAT" he shouted.

"You're not eating the pig" she responded in a monotone voice.

"But you can let us up" She added on with a cute voice.

"But of course, a rare beauty such as yourself shouldn't be withering away in salty water like that. Your delicate skin must be getting tormented from all the exposure," a blonde haired guy said in a sweet talking voice.

"Uh, thank you" Saria said pulling Deana back onto the turned over boat.

In no time at all, the girls were sitting inside the ships dinning room with their new friends, the Straw Hat Crew. Saria couldn't help but laugh at the way that the crew's captain, Luffy, and their chief, Sanji, were acting. They were both trying to get a hold of Deana's pet pig so that they could eat it. Saria didn't mind this crew, they were pretty cool and were funny but Deana didn't seem to like Luffy and Sanji right now.

"I can make bacon and eggs, pork, just give me its backside, just a nibble," Sanji said trying to grab the pig from Deana's arms.

"DON'T TOUCH MY PIG" Deana yelled at him while giving him a sharp punchright in the jaw.

Saria laughed and looked at Nami, "I never thanked you all for letting us stay aboard here"

"Its no problem, the more the merrier and the thought of two more girls aboard the ship is always welcome in my mind" Nami smiled.

"So where are you heading anyway?" Saria asked

"THE GRAND LINE" Luffy shouted out of no where, his attention being directed off the pig for the first time since it came on board.

"The grand line aye? I've heard that that place is dangerous," Saria said casually.

"Who cares, I'm going there to get One Piece and to become king of the pirates," he told her confidently.

'Not if I can help it mate. I know, Deana and me could hitch a ride from them and when we get there, we'll take their ship and the treasure from them. They won't know what hit them' Saria thought. The now ex-captain looked over to her best friend and gave her a smile, Deana seemed to know exactly what Saria was thinking.