This is an Avengers parody. It's a series of fun drabbles along with Disney songs, the first one has Darcy and the whole gang singing along to "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast, I don't own Disney or the avengers. Just letting you know now because I am re-writing it again for every chapter. And I do not own the lyrics to this song at all I am simply using them for entertainment purposes, anyone that has a problem with an adequate reason to be so please inform me, not in the comments, PM me so I actually get it. :P

"Hello, avengers, is anyone home" "don't play around with me I know you're here" Darcy searched around in search of her friends, when she entered the dining room. It's a huge open room with a very high ceiling and a big wooden oak table in the middle. Darcy saw someone climb up to the table. "Tony?" she said "is that you, you invited me for dinner where's everyone else?"

"Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents, your dinner!"

Said Tony, while someone pulled a chair up and pushed Darcy to the table. "What" said Darcy with extreme confusion.

"Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test. Tie your napkin 'round your neck, Cherie. And we'll provide the rest. Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres. Why, we only live to serve. Try the grey stuff. It's delicious, don't believe me? Ask the dishes."

Then all the avengers came out with assorted food.

They can sing, they can dance After all, Miss, this is France And a dinner here is never second best Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest! Beef ragout Cheese soufflé Pie and pudding "en flambe"

We'll prepare and serve with flair. A culinary cabaret! You're alone. And you're scared. But the banquet's all prepared. No one's gloomy or complaining. While the flatware's entertaining. We tell jokes! I do tricks, With my fellow candlesticks. And it's all in perfect taste. That you can bet. Come on and lift your glass. You've won your own free pass, to be out guest. If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest.

Then it got really dark with the spotlight on Stark, he held Steve really close and Steve tried to get out of the spotlight because he was a very shy person and didn't approve of singing, because he was afraid they would awake the Beast (Loki).

"Life is so unnerving. For a servant who's not serving. He's not whole without a soul to wait upon

Ah, those good old days when we were useful... Suddenly those good old days are gone. Ten years we've been rusting. Needing so much more than dusting, needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!

Most days we just lay around the castle, flabby, fat and lazy. You walked in and oops-a-daisy!"

Then Pepper started singing in her best British accent. "It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord. I've had the napkins freshly pressed. With dessert, she'll want tea. And my dear that's fine with me. While the 'vengers do their soft-shoein'. I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing. I'll get warm, piping hot. Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? Clean it up! We want the company impressed. We've got a lot to do! Is it one lump or two for you, our guest! She's our guest! She's our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!

Then the whole gang started singing.

Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request It's been years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed With your meal, with your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you, We'll keep going

(Cue spotlight on Stark) Tony: Course by course, one by one

'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest!

Ok I know it's dumb but I had to do it. Just if you were wondering, Pepper is Mrs. Potts, ha ha ha! Tony is Lumiere, Steve is Cogsworth, and everyone else is the chorus. Except that is Loki, he's the beast. Oh and Darcy is Belle. ;D