Me :Hello fellow reader. How are you?... you cant really answer me. Now that I think of it no one really reads the intro...
Magdalena :why do I have to have such a stupid name?
Me :oi I named you after my cousin you should be proud!
Magdalena :nope
me : aww
(=-Its been ages since I've seen land, I've been in the air for ages and so far the only thing I see is blue, top and bottom and no clouds. This sea is totally different than the grand line. Its more calm and boring. I miss the unexpected sea. There is nothing here to entertain me. There is literally no cloud in the sky what is this torture. I need to groom my feathers and wash them too, and brush them, I love to do that in my spare time.
I flapped my wings, hoovering over the ocean. I placed one foot gently on the water and then the next. Slowly walking on the surface of the water. Your probably wondering how I do that, and why I have wings, well, I come from a small hidden kingdom in the sky.
We have wings like our cousins from skypia but our wings are way larger and made for skillful flying and stunts, but that's not all we also have the unique power of element control, like fire summoning and water control. But that also means we cant consume any devil fruits, its like eating two devil fruits for us because its like being born with a devil fruit but not being affected by the sea or any other element.
Me myself have learned water control and air control and slight electric control. And I love air stunts and acrobatics, its amazing, the feel of the wind threw your hair and feathers is something to die for.
I sat on the water and brushed my fingers gently threw my feathers, once I was done I opened my bag, the one I wore around my shoulder, searching threw it I found a map, who goes no sea with out a map, an idiot I suppose.
My map is enchanted, it tells me what to expect on the sea, if I face west it tells me what would appear next, looks like its a floating restaurant, yes, finally, my favorite food and entertainment, so I did the most reasonable thing I ran, all the way there, it took waaaaaaaaaaay to long like two hours, I nearly fell asleep while running, imagine that, any way,I think I'm here.
Now that I think of it why didn't I just fly there? Anyhow I'm starved. Speaking of wings, I really should hide them, good thing I have my cloak, everyone awesome has one, mine is black and white and awesome, yes I like that word.
Anyway the restaurant is called theBaratie, yes food, finally. Apparently its also a cannonball target to, it went right threw the roof, someones in trouble, I'm happy I didn't fly, it might have been me, being hit, not that it would do anything, I just hate the attention.
And the cannonball came from the small ship with a goat, I could repair the roof with a time spell, but I don wanna, so this restaurant, is like, really expensive and formal, I look like an evil, hooded person, evil laugh, anyway, pretty much got everyone's attention, never mind, just act natural, right, that's going to be hard, I'm pretty much an idiot.
So I took a seat at the table in the back, away from everyone, not really, that would be hard, this place is packed. speaking of packed I wonder were hawky went, yes she is my pet hawk, who can control flames, she fried my butt more times than shanks got mad, drunk and did something stupid, yes I know him and believe me when I say there is nothing better than watching shanks being suppppper drunk, its like a comedy act, that can change into a sad love story, then into, well lets say I feel sorry for those poor trees, let your imagination floww, mwahahahahahahaha~`*cough*
anyway, I ordered, seafood, yes I'm totally in love with that stuff, story time!, a little girl was walking by a small river, suddenly she was hungry, noooooo, so she caught a fish, but not just any fish a piranha*gasp* then she ate it*gasp* and it was good*gasp again*so she liked fish, and pretty much every other food too (that story does not make sense) don't question me!(sorry please don't hurt me)
anyway my food came, I waited forever like 20 minutes, so there is this guy sitting over there by the window with this woman in a red dress, hes like a big shot marine, stupid, he is nothing compared to the ones at the grand line, so, he got in a fight with the waiter, and broke the table, wait it takes three days to make a soup, I'm happy I cant cook (but I like cooking) shut up, anyway he totally ruined the peaceful mood, good thing that waiter dude kicked his ass, wait his name is Sanji, weird name, then again mine is worse(oiiii that's not nice*cries*) so I have like super hearing, and other senses, am I not awesome(no) I didn't ask you.
So shanks said that I should look for someone, he said something I don't remember( he said you should look for a boy in a straw hat, the boy shanks gave his straw hat to remember... no, any ways your supposed to be, like his guardian angel or something*covers up laugh*) oiiiii just because I have wings dos not mean, never mind, so I'm supposed to join his crew right, make sure he doesn't die, that's stupid why did I agree to this, wait never mind.
So like this weirdo came in and stooped the fight, awwwwwww, well he tried, then this guy in a straw hat came threw the roof, wait straw hat, target found, so the head chef is bad ass, then this marine came in started shouting gibberish, and was shot, poor guy.
Everyone is so exited, not really they all ran away, cowards. So apparently the dude hasn't eaten in days, poor guy, I seem to be saying that a lot (yup) and he pretended a cook with a gun (ooooooooo scary) shut up,so the cook broke a chair(while he was sitting on, it hitting him and probably killing him, poor guy) oiii that's my line*glare* (you cant glare at me I'm in your head) crap, and everyone was cheering, wait hes alive, o and Sanji went too the kitchen, I know why.
I got off my chair and made my way outside, and stood beside the straw hat boy, he didn't notice me, this is rich, wait he didn't just ask a starving man if he was hungry did he, its like hanging a bottle of rum on a stick, banging it in shanks' head and running away, not like I ever tried it or any thing*cough*
that dude is obviously hungry even if he denied it. I can hear his tummy rumble all the way from here (awwww tummy rubbers) shut uppppppp, (no!) I swear I'm going to kill you one day, so then that Sanji guy came and gave him food and water, and he still denied help, that poor soul, I'm going to take a nap...wait I didn't Finnish my food, but this crows nest is so comfy
