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Chris: Yo, were coming at you live from camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. Dropping season 1 of the hottest new reality show on TV right now. Here's the deal: 24 campers have signed up to spend 10 weeks here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other and then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every 3 days a camper will either receive a marshmallow or walk the dock of shame, ride the loser boat home and never return. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be awarded with a small fortune, also known as 100,000 dollars! Who will sink, who will stay afloat, and who will go get me a latte? Find out right here on Totally Awesome Island!

(Theme Song Plays)

Chris: Welcome back, now it's time to meet our campers. Oh, and we told them they'd be staying at a 5 star hotel, so they might seem a little annoyed.

(Girl's Boat Arrives)

Dawn: I thought we were staying at a 5 star hotel.

Misty: This looks nothing like the brochure photo.

May: It'll be fun you guys. Lets go unpack.

Panini: (Sad face)

Isabella: What's wrong?

Panini: I can't find my Num Nums.

Sandy: Who's Num Nums?

Panini: Chowder, my boyfriend.

Blossom: He'll probably be here when the next boat arrives.

Bubbles: Buttercup, your stepping on my foot.

Buttercup: Don't be such a baby.

Isabella: Guy's, don't fight. It's only the first day

Candace: Stacy, can you believe it, 10 weeks without Phineas or Ferb?

Stacy: I know, and guess what? Jeremy signed up for this camp too!

Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Trixie: Are you sure this is the place cause I am not staying here.

Chris: Oh yes you are. You signed up for it. (Shows Trixie signed papers)

Trixie: (Angry glare)

Chris: Alright girls, your cabin is located near the Mess Hall. Now go shower and get unpacked. You guys stink.

(Boys Boat Arrives)

Ash: I'm gonna be the very best pokemon trainer there is. I even have my own theme songs. Wanna here one?

Squidward: No! And we didn't come here to catch pokemon.

Phineas: Hey Ferb, I know what were gonna do for the next ten weeks.

Ferb: ?

Phineas: Make it to the final 2 of course.

K'nuckles: Come on Flap. Let's go.

Flapjack: Ok captain.

Chowder: I'm starving. What's for lunch?

Timmy: What are you?

Jeremy: Looks like a cat

Spongebob: Maybe he's a bear

Brock: Or a pokemon

Patrick: What's a pokemon?

Ash: A pokemon? (Throws poke ball at Chowder)

Chowder: Ouch!

Chris: Alright campers, here are the rules. The 24 of you have been selected for a chance at 100,000 dollars! All you have to do is be the last one standing. Every 3 days, someone will be voted off never to return. You will compete in challenges and the winner can't be voted off that night. Now, it's time for your first challenge. What will it be? Find out... after we're done eating.

Chowder: Finally, I'm starving.

Chris: I know, and I think you'll love the food. To the Mess Hall

Mess Hall...

Chris: Campers, I'd like you to meet Chef Hatchet. He is the only cook on this island. (Whispers) Cause he was the only one we could afford.

Chef: Listen up maggots, I'll serve it 3 times a day, and you will eat it 3 times a day. Understand?

Chowder: Yep. What's for lunch?

Chef: This. (Hands Chowder mushy, brown food)

Chowder: Well, wouldn't hurt to try. (Eats food)

Chef: Next

Chowder: Could you excuse me for a second? (Goes outside and vomits)

Jeremy: Casn't we have pizza, or pasta or something?

Chef throws a pan at Jeremy, which nearly misses him.

Jeremy: I'll take that as a no.

Chris: (Eating Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich) Campers, are you enjoying the food?

Campers cast Chris an angry glare.

Chris: Oh yes, I almost forgot. It's time to take a picture for the photo album. Meet me outside once you're done

Outside...

Chris: Everyone gather at the Dock of Shame.

Everyone gathers

Chris: Now give me a big smile and say wait a minute, the lens cap is on.

Knuckles: Wait a minute, the lens cap is on.

Chris: Now say Wawanakwa.

Campers: Wawankwa! (The dock then breaks and evryone falls down)

Trixie: Now we're all wet.

Chris: Wait for it. (Starts to rain) Good thing I carried this umbrella huh?

Campers cast Chris a very menacing glare

Chris: Now go dry off and meet me back here for your first challenge. What will the first challenge be, and who will be the first to walk the now broken Dock of Shame? Find out next time on Totally Awesome Island!


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