Disclaimer: These are not my characters or nothin' like that and I don't
wanna get sued and I don't own anything, k?

Warning: This story contains extreme insanity. If you are prejudiced
against insane things, or simply do not like them, please refrain from
reading this story.

AN: Please don't flame me! This is a story I wrote with my cousin, and
we wrote it purely for entertainment. So, enjoy the story!

Narrator: We find our friends frolicking through the meadows of South Africa on this fine
Summer day, in search of rare Pokemon, as always.
Ash: YES! I think I see something!
Misty: Then you must be seeing things, all I see is one idiot in search of Pokemon!
Ash: (mystical voice) Well, Misty, your eyes are not trained to see the unseen.
Misty: RIIIIIGHT. Sure thing.
Brock: Wait, Ash, you're right. I, the mighty and faultless Brock, see it too!
Ash: What is it?!?!
Brock: It's the most Beautiful thing I've ever seen! (Pauses dramatically.) NURSE
JOOOYYYY!!!!!
Misty/Ash: Waaaaaa! (Get humongo sweatdrops.)
Nurse Joy pauses in the distance, looking around wildly.
Brock:(floating in mid-air) Aaaaahhhhhhhhh...., Nurse Joy.....
Ash: It's just a jump to the left!!!
Misty: And a step to the RIIIGGHT!
Brock: (Stops floating for a second to join Ash and Misty in their dancing) PUT YOUR HANDS
ON YOUR HIPS!
Nurse Joy: Uuuuhhhhhhhhh..... yeah, sure, I think I'm going to go now.
Brock: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Look what you've done to me Ash and
Misty!!!
Brock curls up into a ball with black stuff all around him in depression.
Brock: (In a dreary voice) I'll never be the same again.
Ash: Sure you will Brock! After all, there's tons more Nurse Joy's out there!
Brock: Oh yeah. I forgot.
Misty: Oh Ash?
Ash: Yes Misty?
Misty: (walking toward Ash shaking her hips) Say my name, say my name. When no one is
around you, Say baby I LOVE you.
Ash: What?
Misty: SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME. You're acting kinda shady, 'aint calling me BABY,
better say my name!
Ash: Uhhhhhhhh, MISTY?
Misty: (Patting Ash on the head) Good Ashy-poo.
Brock: (Tears streaming down his face) You two have such a healthy relationship! *Sigh*
Why won't Nurse Joy ever do that to me?
Misty: What about Officer Jenny?
Brock: Her too!!
Misty: (To Ash) He can never learn to just stick with one girl, like my beloved Ashy-Poo here.
Ash: Ahhhhhhhh.............
Pikachu: I'm getting friggin' bored here! Come on, let something interesting happen already!
Suddenly there is a knock on a nearby tree.
Misty: Wow, Pikachu! You can talk!
Brock: Come in oh lovely Jenny or JOY!!!!!
Robin Williams walks in through the tree.
Robin: Hey, I'm here for the party!
Misty: Oh, that's cool. Bring out the cardboard and start breakdancing!
Robin: Um.... okay.
Robin brings out the cardboard and starts breakdancing.
Brock: Oh, DO THE TIMEWARP YEAH!
Ash: Do the Robot!!!
Robin: Your wish is my command. Hey, 'aint that a flashback?
Robin does the ROBOT.
Misty: Hey BROCCOLI EYES!!! Dance with me!
Robin does the Tango with Misty.
Brock: Oh, man. How come nobody ever calls me "Broccoli Eyes"? Aren't they Broccoli
enough?
Ash: You mean, you HAVE eyes?
Brock: The cruelty of your words bites into my soul and- ew, yuck. Never mind.
Ash: Hey, I have a good quest! Forget catching Pokemon, let's catch Brock a girlfriend!
Brock: Really???
Ash: Sure Brock! You know I like a challenge!
Suddenly a Zubat flies into the room (yes, they're in a room all of a sudden).
Ash: Hey look! A Zubat!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer rushes into the room holding a wooden stake in one hand.
Buffy: Where did that vampire bat go?
Ash: Hey, look! A Buffy!
Brock: Aahhhhh...
Misty: Wow, Buffy? Um, that isn't a vampire bat, it's a Zubat.
Buffy: Dang! I hate it when that happens! (looks around) Hey, where am I?
Ash: Okay, now to fulfill my quest! Pokeball... GO!
Ash throws a Pokeball at Buffy and it hits her on the head.
Buffy: Ow!
Suddenly Buffy is sucked into the pokeball.
Brock: Wow, catch her Ash, catch her!
The pokeball is bouncing on the ground. It pops back open and Buffy comes out.
Buffy: Hey! Nobody tries to catch Buffy!
Robin: Hey, how come no one's paying attention to me anymore?
Buffy: I'll pay attention to you!
Buffy goes over to Robin and starts beating him up.
Buffy: It isn't nice to try to catch people in pokeballs! Don't you know I'm not a Pokemon?
Robin: Hey, no fair! I didn't throw that pokeball! (points at Ash) He did!
Buffy: Oh, I'm so sorry. I tend to get disoriented in alternate universes.
Buffy runs over to Ash.
Ash: (desperately) Hey, look, there goes a vampire!
Buffy: REALLY? Dang, I'd better catch it!
Buffy runs off into the distance.
Misty: That was a close one, Ash!
Brock: Hey, you still have to catch me a girlfriend, Ash!
Ash: Yeah, that's right!
Ash crouches down on the ground looking stealthily about.
Robin pulls out the cardboard and starts breakdancing.
Misty: Okay Robin, that's enough.
Ash: I think I've spotted a target.
Brock: REALLY? Who?
Ash: Yes, I think that should work just fine.
Brock: Who is it? Who is it?
Ash: That Mr. Mime over there should be just perfect for you, Brock.
Brock: WHAAAT? How dare you Ash you must really learn to respect your elders I cannot
believe you just said that to me now The Brock will have to beat you into the depths of the
Earth unless you can stop him!
Pikachu: Fine, if you won't do anything interesting, I will!
Pikachu suddenly transforms into a human girl.
Brock: Whoa! You're hot!
Pikachu: Huh?
Brock rushes over and grabs Pikachu by the hands.
Brock: Hello, my name's Brock and I think that you are beautiful and what is your name and
will you go out with me?
Pikachu: Huh?
Ash: Pikachu! I always thought you were a guy!
Brock is oblivious to everything other than the girl in front of him.
Brock: Will you go out with me?
Ash: BROCK! You can't go out with my Pikachu!
Pikachu: Okay, I'm bored with this now.
Pikachu turns back into a Pikachu.
Brock: Huh, huh? Where'd she go? NOOOOO! My life is ruined! I'll never be the same again!
Misty: Get a grip on yourself, Brock!
Zelda: Has anyone seen Link? He seems to have disappeared!
Ash: What are you doing here?
Zelda: Um. I thought I just said that. I'm looking for Link!
Brock: He's not here but I am and I could certainly be his replacement for a while!
Zelda: Oh, well, maybe. But you don't have any eyes, and Link has such handsome blue
eyes...
Brock: For you, I could have eyes!
Brock runs around in circles for a few seconds then stops. He turns and looks at Zelda.
Zelda: Yuck! You have broccoli for eyes! That's disgusting!
Brock: I'm sorry! Forgive me! I'll get rid of them.
Brock runs around in circles again and his eyes return to normal.
Brock: Okay narrator, that's it. If I can't make wonderful eyes for myself, then you have to!
After everything I've done for you in the past years! You owe me this much!
Narrator: Grovel.
Brock throws gravel everywhere and repeats his plea.
Narrator: Well, I guess that's good enough.
Suddenly Brock has handsome blue eyes.
Brock: Wow! I can't believe this! Everything looks so clear!
Narrator: You know, I didn't really do anything for you. All that you did was open your eyes.
Brock: Really? Why didn't I think of that?!
Misty: That, no one will ever know.
Zelda: Wow, those are the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen!
Ash: Hey, wait a second! You can't just do this all by yourself! Brock, I said I'd catch you a
girlfriend, and I will! Pikachu... GO!
Pikachu: Um... Pi-KAAA!
Pikachu springs forward and attacks Zelda.
Zelda: Hey, knock it off!
Brock: Zelda, tackle attack, now!
A gleam appears in Zelda's eyes and, as if possessed, she springs at Pikachu.
Ash: Noooo! Pikachu!
Pikachu: Cool it, Ashy-boy! I'm fine! Just tell me to do another attack.
Ash: Oh. Thundershock, now!
Pikachu: Pi-ka-CHUUUU!
Pikachu Thundershocks Zelda and she falls to the ground, limp.
Brock: Noooo! Zelda!
Brock rushes over to Zelda and cradles her limp body in his arms.
Ash: Just a second Brock! Geez! Pokeball.... GO!
Ash throws a Pokeball at Zelda and she is sucked inside. Ash picks up the pokeball.
Ash: YES! I caught Zelda!
Brock is kneeling on the ground, arms outstretched to Ash.
Ash: Oh, all right.
Ash hands the Pokeball to Brock and he immediately releases Zelda.
Brock: (shaking Zelda's shoulders) Zelda, talk to me!
Slowly, Zelda opens her eyes.
Zelda: Hunh?
Brock: She called me Hun! She called me Hun!
Ash started to say something but Misty stopped him.
Misty: (whispering) Leave him to his delusions.
Brock: Zelda, will you go out with me?
Zelda: Until I can find my way back to my own dimension? Well... sure.
Brock: YES!
Robin turns on the disco music and Brock and Zelda start disco-ing.
Robin: Yes! I love parties!
Robin pulls out the cardboard and starts breakdancing.
Then the scene starts flashing different vivid colors.
Narrator: Hey, thought I might as well help out.
Ash: Misty, will you disco with me?
Misty: I'd love to Ash.
Ash grabbed Misty by the hands and pulled her onto the dance floor, where they all discoed
until they were completely discoed out.

And that would be the end. Okay, sorry. I hope that wasn't too terrible. Please read and
review, but not TOO harshly! I'm really sensitive! Um... well... anyhow. Goodnight!